eighthoursbehind

It took 37 seconds to mention you know what.

Getting forgetful in your old age?

Go to You Tube and enter The Beat, presented by Gary Crowley on STV there's some there.

Victoria was fine till you visited.

OK you asked for it. Where in Bearsden can you find A virgin?

Thanks a moo.

So when are we to be put out of our misery and told what the ^%#$ it is? Please and thank you

Austin Lawrie.

If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome!

It would have been worse if he had ordered a pie and a pint.

I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

Did anyone survive and return from this climb?

When I was a youngster playing in goal (leather footballs that weighed about a stone) I believed that there was a finite number of balls that could get past me in a day so the more that went in in the warm-up the less that could go in during the game. Some days it was obviously an infinite number.

When told it had to be 8 characters he chose "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

Aw come on BJ tell us how you really feel, don't hold back.