PaleGreySky Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Now we've decided that we're going to be decent fans again next season, with the opening of the North Stand for our nuttiest geezers, I think we're due to reintroduce some old songs that have been forgotten and to make some new ones. I'll start: "Well sometimes I go out, before the game, for a pint or five at the Star and Garter. And I think of all the things, of what you're doing, and in my head I paint a picture. When we're not at home, well our defence has been a mess, and I miss your Thistle (Chemicals) cap, and the way you talk to press. Oh wont you come on over, stop making a fool out of me, why dont you come on over, John Lambie. John Lambie John Lambie John Lambie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazzJag Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 We need a few more player songs/chants. There were a few guys at QOS that were singing he scores when he wants for Kris Doolan but a definite priority is a Rowson. There must be an old song that can be recycled for Rowser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avie-man Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 some people must be desperate for attention making up these shite songs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleGreySky Posted April 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 some people must be desperate for attention making up these shite songs If only we had more people like you supporting the club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partick monkey Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 If only we had more people like you supporting the club... We do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancipital Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 (edited) I've thought recently that yon Avicii- Levels tune is good for a chant, with the instrumental bit then "oh sometimes, I get a good feeling. Get a feeling when I see the Partick Thistle score, oh I get a good feeling" (or something like that). I've not heard any other team use this so far. I had half an idea going down to QoS to try and start this but forgot. Edited April 6, 2012 by Ancipital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinny Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 An easy one for Rowson would be the tune "When Johnny comes Marching Home" (or the animals went in two by two) Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na David Rowson Thistle's number 8 Maybe a bit boring but it's great when you have a large number of people singing it (perhaps not right for Thistle then). Stoke fans used to do it for Fuller (when he was a club legend, before he stamped on Ivanovic) and it was great hearing the whole ground singing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Incognito Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 (edited) Someone suggested in another thread recently that we adopt that version of 'Anarchy In Th UK' that is popular with a lot of clubs at the moment. Our version could go something like this: I am a Glaswegian I am a Thistle fan I know what I want and I know how to get it I want to destroy the Old Firm! 'cause I wanna be PTFC! Edited April 6, 2012 by Guy Incognito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackthejag Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 yes yes yes the one above was my idea! also there was a christie elliot song made in the midweek dingwall by myself and pals: we signed him from whitley bay christie! christie! he looks like something from geordie shore christie! christie! he gets the ball he scores a goal he then goes home to get his hole christie elliot thistles number 10! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWM Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Save it for the plastic teams who need to manufacture chants. What next ******* ultras and a drum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 some people must be desperate for attention making up these shite songs Spot the irony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shut up mimsy Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Instead of, big mad mental Martin Hardie. "Wee daft stupid Paul Cairney" As I have heard he is not the brightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fredthecheesecloth Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 So many awful suggestions. The current batch are tremendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernsoul Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Stick to the classics. The Chris Erskine song is rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennythistle Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 I like the christie elliott one. Be good to hear some new ones as well as some of the more established ones get an airing. Never mind preparing for next season, be good to have a right good atmosphere in the JHS for the last two home games of the season. not just from the "shed" but from all areas of the stand. for last home game of the season, be good to hear the "Tractor" song get a good rendition......what with Falkirk being the visitors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 Keep it simple we have plenty of songs in the locker..its just been a long time since most of them were sung! Hopefully next season we'll be singing..........."We're the famous Partick Thistle and we're gonna win the league...win the league..win the league. Whats the one i forget the second part of it?? All i want is a twelve inch dick...a season ticket for Partick (i forget the 2nd bit) Also anyone caught singing "we are the firhill SHED BOYS" instead of "we are the firhill aggro" during the Bertie Mee song should be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 he's only a poor little farmer, his face is all tattered and torn, he makes me feel sick... so I hit him wi a brick and now he don't sing any more What do u think?? too offensive in this day in age?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 he's only a poor little farmer, his face is all tattered and torn, he makes me feel sick... so I hit him wi a brick and now he don't sing any more What do u think?? too offensive in this day in age?? Dunno. Change it to "so I gave him a lick" and it might be deemed OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 Keep it simple we have plenty of songs in the locker..its just been a long time since most of them were sung! Hopefully next season we'll be singing..........."We're the famous Partick Thistle and we're gonna win the league...win the league..win the league. Whats the one i forget the second part of it?? All i want is a twelve inch dick...a season ticket for to see Partick (i forget the 2nd bit) ... an old firm fan to punch and kick, oh, wouldn't it be lovely? Also anyone caught singing "we are the firhill SHED BOYS" instead of "we are the firhill aggro" during the Bertie Mee song should be banned ... seconded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) My old man said, "be a rangers fan.", I said f**k off you old b*st*ard, you're a c**t. My old dear said I should get down to parkhead, But I don't like howkin(?) tatties, so went back to bed. Then I woke up, Now I know, There's only only one team in Glasgow! Firhill is the home of my true love. So now I cheer and I whistle, For the Partick Thistle. The greatest football team. To the tune... From 36secs - 1.08mins Edited April 7, 2012 by ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 Bobby Lawrie, Alex Rae, Jimmy Bone, And Dennis McQuade. Bobby Lawrie, Alex Rae, Jimmy Bone, Dennis McQuade! 4-1!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl9T9LtANHs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 The Chris Erskine song is rubbish. To the tune of Bowie's "Starman". And it's Erskine, Racing up the wing, He's no that good at headers, Even though he's tall and thin. And it's Erskine, Charging up the park, But he never gets the service, Cause we have no midfield spark. So we sing, Let the Bridgeman have it, Let the Bridgeman have it, Let the Bridgeman score it. There you go, another rubbish one for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernsoul Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 To the tune of Bowie's "Starman". And it's Erskine, Racing up the wing, He's no that good at headers, Even though he's tall and thin. And it's Erskine, Charging up the park, But he never gets the service, Cause we have no midfield spark. So we sing, Let the Bridgeman have it, Let the Bridgeman have it, Let the Bridgeman score it. There you go, another rubbish one for you! That's a lot better than the current one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) If you want to go to heaven when you die, You must wear a Thistle scarf, a Thistle tie. You must wear a Thistle bonnet, Wi' , "F**k THE OLD FIRM" on it. If you want to go to heaven when you die. Singin... I'm no' a billy or a tim. Singin, I'm no' a billy or a tim. Singin, I'm no' a billy, And the tims can sook ma willy. I'm no' a billy or a tim. And.. I'm no' a Killie, I'm a Jag! Singin' I'm no' a Killie, I'm a Jag! Singin' I'm no' a Killie, I'm no' so f**kin silly! I'm no' a Killie, I'm a Jag! So... You can stick yer paper roses up your @r5e! You can stick yer paper roses up your @r5e! You can stick yer paper roses, stick yer paper roses, stick yer paper roses up your @r5e! RIGHT UP! .... repeat continuosly until yer throat craves beer and you develop the manly voice of a 40 a day smoker. Edited April 7, 2012 by ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) He's only a poor little ranger, His club's credibility's gone. He's lookin for tick to come watch Partick, I said "Ball-awks. Yer havin me on?". Edited April 7, 2012 by ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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