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@NightSchoolRecs All good now, did you turn it off and on again?

@emaclemacl Damn those crumpled tories

@emaclemacl Adverts were full of pseudo porn - all fake tits and terrible tats

Japan just done a thistle...

@emaclemacl Yeah today was our first day so we did museums and some toy shopping. https://t.co/CDqGwxG9U9

@hiltonparkgolf

RT @poisonedseeds: Nightmare scenario: -7 band bill -doors at 9 -every singer is a weirdo who rolls on the floor and screams in your fac…

RT @ryleywalker: I listen to nick drake with father and mummy over a simple Yorkshire tea. “Oh father! Bryter layter is simply cracking! Ab…

Must be some queue for the pies in St Petersburg- hardly anyone in their seats for the second half

@razjag @Mrjags365 Loving the cowbell.

Dear people who post comments and complaints online- get a ******* grip your sincerely complaining ****

@TwoStripeLtd That table has never seen a coaster...

@Astrowolf81 @pastels_the I knew there was somewhere I had to be tonight. Similar issue with usgirls the other week. I need a diary

RT @DaftLimmy: Here is the original version of Dee Dee going to Yoker, from my Limmy's World of Glasgow podcast. A 22 minute epic. https://…

@matadorrecords Eh? God knows it's true?

RT @souIseller: i thought this man was staring at me like a psychopath until i realized he put his glasses behind his head lol https://t.co…

@razjag Is the lucky mascot a dead eye sniper?

@THWtwit @Livi_Loyal He does know how to spell the plural of bus though!

@alkapranos It was only a virtual boo, watch out for the golf balls flying past your ear though

@alkapranos Song was shite

@MineralDisk What the ****!

@TwoStripeLtd Is it lights and reflectors for the bike?

Phil Collins touring the states? At least it means he isn't here.

@THWtwit Well done maths genius