peagreenboy

Exactly the kind of illuminating answer I would expect.

Is there any club football on at the moment?

Well, yeah ... but then you would miss absolute STOATERS like the first goal Colombia scored last night. And their second wasn't too shabby either.

just be quiet and support yoor teem and grow a pair while us at it

2014 is also probably the last chance for any sort of meaningful protest against the powers that be, what with the well-known bastions of freedom which will be hosting the next two ...

See, regardless of whether or not Brazil win, the money spent on stadiums etc., is, and always will be, completely obscene. The whole thing is really, really awful. The idea that the nation will be placated with a winning a shiny thing surely does them a disservice. No wonder those in charge treat us like a bucket of morons, if this bread and circuses act actually works. FIFA should be disbanded, and the games held in suitable stadiums all over the world which have already been built. An organisation which actually benefits the game is required, instead of a money machine which funnels cash directly into the pockets of the corrupt few. Maybe it will be best for Brazil, and world football as well, if their national team go out - we might get some real change, starting with the removal of Jabba the Hutt at the top.

Seriously. Feck Brazil. Feck their stupid cheating ways, their fans who lap it all up as if it's the proper way to play football. Hulk deserves every decision to go against him, no matter how stonewall obvious they are. Feck that prancing pony Neymar with his erse-tickling penalty kick 'tricks'. He'd be re-taking them after a skelp around the ear if I was in charge. Feck the media for seemingly believing that Brazil have some sort of divine right to win this competition, and slabbering on about how great they are, when they really aren't all that. I hope they get gubbed by a really bad referee and we can enjoy a France versus Argentina final as the country sits weeping in the background. HAW. Phew. Glad I got that off my chest.

DURR DURRR DURRRR SUPPORT THE CLUB something something PUT UR MONEY IN UR POCKET something something ELST YUR NOT A TRUE FAN

The blind, deaf and dumb one?

I think I should just throw in a WURR DOOOOMED into this thread right here ... seems appropriate.

Puns. What is it with you people and puns? You know they exist in only the dessicated dusty mausoleum of crap comedy? Jesus. You should all be wheeled away to the morgue. Or, as soon as a thread degenerates into punnery - the heat-death of interest - the mods should label it as such, allowing us to STEER A WIDE F**KING BERTH.

Bite me once, shame on you - bite me twice or more times, shame on the entire f**king circus.

So, it's less of a "Three Strikes and yer out" rule, more like "Punch opposing players in the face, racially abuse them, bite them MORE than three times and yer out" rule?

"Quality"? Yeravinalaff. Does he also know some Nigerian princes looking to transfer some spare billions into a UK account?

If you deliberately assault someone in the street you get arrested. If someone deliberately breaks another players' leg on the pitch then he should be banned and should be arrested. Good ol' Drunken "Duncan" Ferguson was jailed for three months for a headbutt on the field. The guy "deserved it". Okay, whatever. Justifying violence, exactly the kind of thinking I would expect of someone who supported Rangers. Saying "worse things happen" is a pathetic, unjustifiable excuse. "He obviously needs help for whatever makes him do this because he clearly has a problem." Yes he does have a problem and he does need help - he should also be punished like every other human being and not let off with it just because he's a good footballer and worth a lot of money. If I just can't help punching the odd customer who pisses me off during the course of my working day, I'd fully expect to get sacked. Wouldn't you? Stop pretending he's a victim. If Liverpool Football Club truly have the "values" they claim, they would sell this player immediately because ethics should be more important than money. This is the third time he's bitten another person on a football field, and has physically assaulted players in other games. Why does this person deserve special treatment? It's not a very big leap from that position to that of allowing American College Football players to get away with rape. That is why you fail. Thanks for trying though.

I could wile away the hours Conferring with the flowers Consulting with the rain And my head I'd be scratching While my thoughts were busy hatching If I only had a brain

Anyone hear the Liverpool fans on 5Live twisting themselves into pretzel shapes to justify keeping him at their club? If physically biting someone is OK for a footballer, what exactly isn't OK for them to do?

Thanks for that, Mr Wilde.

I'm not really sure Hannibal the Cannibal should play again - but of course he will, what with his rather large price-tag. It's hardly the "Liverpool Way" though, is it?

Let's get back the 95/96 Texstyle World top, it was top class. And Rod McDonald while we're at it.

Oh, yes it is ... etc. etc *throws sweeties out into the audience*

Grow a set of what, you keyboard warring tosser? Go look up and understand "spelling" and "grammar" and come back when you can communicate without mashing your idiot thumbs into your keyboard. I've got pigeons shitting on my balcony with more sense than you. Go stick yourself up your own arse, save the rest of us having to read your crap.

Why did we pick Joma - because it's the cheapest? I'd bet part of the deal means we get what we're given.

It's a bawhair away from the Buddies shirt which has been given universal pelters! Tell you what, win the Scottish Cup in it, and I'll buy it. I wasn't a huge fan of the last Puma shirt, but at least it represents success, now anyway.

Don't look too hard at that photograph or the stitching will come apart.