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@thebreeders @LatitudeFest @4AD_Official Is that a Breeders themed portaloo?

@emaclemacl Is that your scrotum?

@THWtwit

@rooknox @DDFIrishOpen Did you get any duty free?

@emaclemacl Adverts were full of pseudo porn - all fake tits and terrible tats

Japan just done a thistle...

How was that not a red. German commentator lost me on that one.

@emaclemacl Yeah today was our first day so we did museums and some toy shopping. https://t.co/CDqGwxG9U9

@hiltonparkgolf

RT @poisonedseeds: Nightmare scenario: -7 band bill -doors at 9 -every singer is a weirdo who rolls on the floor and screams in your fac…

RT @ryleywalker: I listen to nick drake with father and mummy over a simple Yorkshire tea. “Oh father! Bryter layter is simply cracking! Ab…

@razjag @Mrjags365 Loving the cowbell.

Dear people who post comments and complaints online- get a ******* grip your sincerely complaining ****

@TwoStripeLtd That table has never seen a coaster...

@Astrowolf81 @pastels_the I knew there was somewhere I had to be tonight. Similar issue with usgirls the other week. I need a diary

RT @DaftLimmy: Here is the original version of Dee Dee going to Yoker, from my Limmy's World of Glasgow podcast. A 22 minute epic. https://…

@matadorrecords Eh? God knows it's true?

RT @souIseller: i thought this man was staring at me like a psychopath until i realized he put his glasses behind his head lol https://t.co…

@Graeme_McGarry Before or after?

@razjag Is the lucky mascot a dead eye sniper?

@RussellHaswell @PlaymobilUK Kebab guy - want....

@alkapranos Boooooooooo

@emaclemacl @BrewDog Yuck

@TwoStripeLtd Is it lights and reflectors for the bike?

@THWtwit Well done maths genius