Dear Santa,
All I want is a home win, this side of the year if that is not too much to ask? Maybe not all I want, is there a chance you could get Conrad Balatoni a new pair of boots that he won't slip on? Well, maybe a strike partner for Kris Doolan or just a midfielder who can effectively link up with him too. If it's not too much to ask maybe someone who can defend corners as well. While you're at it, what about a DVD of last season, that be good. Any chance of a quick recovery for Ozzy . . and no i don't mean the wildman of rock but our Ozzy? Is it a bit cheeky to ask for a win at Parkhead on New Years Day if so what about at Tynecastle on the 4th? Is there any chance you could get corrective contact lenses for Higgnbotham so he can shoot away from the goalkeeper instead of into his arms? Finally can I get a Sick In The Basin annual or am I really taking the pish there?
Thanks for taking the time to read my letter I'm sure lots of other Jags fans may want to wish for things also.
The Sunnylaw Jag
PS. No more signed balls please.