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I doubt anyone remembers the sixth goal in Kelvindale Primary's 10-2 demolition of Thornwood Primary in 1981, but I was the man with the evil touch. Also put a few away v Knightswood and Summerston. But the guys in the suits with the contracts never came. I was made to sit on the sidelines of life. Best golf match of all time, my brother and I playing fourball against some other ***** (you were supposed to be my friends, why didn't you phone?) round Kingussie. Its tense going to the 15th tee with the match at all sqaure. I top one into the river Gnack, then my brother hits a nice one to about 15ft. I top another one into the Gynack. I retire from golf, and move to fishing. You see I have it all worked out. What used to be a golf grip is now the grip round a salmond rod. And what used to be my **** is now a hopeless ornament in the changing rooms of life. But then they invented Viagra.
