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Is GIMP Alan Cowan in disguise
cleverness is the absolute modernity of ignorance
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You first, how much???
doesnt mtter much, two bob etc
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erty naw i;m not. my name is allan porter
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Having just dug into my trouser pocket I would like to donate 6 Mayfair, a half pack of Polo mints, a lighter (temperamental) and a Zonecard (16 days left on it). They can’t have my phone, I’m not that big a fan. My keys and wallet are in my jacket pocket I’m afraid.
huzzah huzzah! at least you are making an effort
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here, see instead of all these crazy fundraisers, wid it not be easier if we all just went into our pocket and gave thistle sum money and saved all the effort of a fun day etc. i know the fun day is about drummin up fans but i dont reckon anyone will be there unless they are a fan already. why dont we all just go into our pocket and give thistle it? u'll all probably start talkin about shares and everything but **** shares, the future of our club is at stake. we want to keep the boys we have and maybe add a few more and challenge next year. so why don't we all just dig into our pocket and give thistle money?
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This thread has just reminded of my earlier years in Springburn.
At the end of Keppochhill Road (the other side of the Springburn Road junction but can't recall the name of the street) there was a bar called the Kerry Inn.
The off license was called the Kerry Oot
different end of my end, we're wearing different gang colours punk lool
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good luck mate
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i love penalty shoot outs, it's all about nerves and front. everyone is on the edge of their chairs and watching. i love penalty shoot outs its pure entertainment. dont doctor it. thistle were crap at penalty shoot out til kenny arthur came along. they lost everyone i saw when i was a wee guy. dont doctor it
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You didnt miss anything with the comet. was rough as **** and if your face wasn't recognised they sold you slops, which were always likely to give you the trumpeters lips. The pub i always remember from when i was a wee guy was the Spring Inn, which used to be just across the road fae mcdonald's in springburn. IT's now a tyre centre. My granny used to always send me down to get my grandad when i was about 5, who in his retirement became a raving jake. It was a magical place to me fulla of all sorts of strange creatures, such as the guy who had a big hole in his face where he had been shot with a shotgun and the two sisters whos faces were covered in chibs. Had a rep as being rough as fcuk but anytime i went in dudes always gave me sweeties and juice (without any sense of paedophilia) n made a big thing of me going in so i loved the place. Always wanted to go down when i was 18 for a pint see if any of the old faces were about but it was gione by the time i was 18. Probably lucky though. they probs wouldnt have remembered me and probably chibbed me up.Ahh the Memories.I ended up in there one afternoon with my 1st wife at the time, after having been on a small tour of Byres Rd. She tried keep up pint for pint with me (schoolboy error), I then won tokens on the puggy so had to drink some more. By this time she was absolutely hammered and had to pour her into a taxi back home, which was only in Gt George St. (behind Curlers). She was tucked up in bed for 5 and I was out with the boys for about quarter past.
I vaguely remember being smuggled into The Muscular Arms (now Pizza Hut), by Blackpool Jag the night of the Scottish Cup semi against the h*ns.
I regret not going into The Comet.
The early eighties had some cracking pubs, The Videodrome, Sylvesters, Maxwell Plums, Devils Advocate, Carnegies Underground, Fouquets, Archies. Maryhill had The Barracks with The Roxy next door.
Byres Rd. is sh!te now due to the lack of pubs. Studio One, Wilsons, Bonhams, Rubiat(sp), Chancellor, Parallel Bars all gone and Ashton Lane is too Wanky.
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i'm anti tartan army and anti scotland too. all that nonsense make me cringe. i'm not nationalistic at all. u mite asked why i joined the army then? i joined because i realised fighting was what i was good at when i was a wee guy, so made a career out of it by playing to my strengths
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I really take exception to that kind of crass overgeneralization.
I do not consider myself to be work-shy.
well you must be one of the few who are held in high esteem
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Seems we've gone from being harmless (love them but can't be bothered) to being a bunch of fkin asterisks in the space of a month.
my opinion changed, i changed it when i was stuck on a train with those english flogging racist dogs. If they spoke about any other race the way the speak about the english, they would get into a lot of trouble. It always the same in this country. Daily record is particularly bad for their 'lynch a sassenach' nonsense every time england play scotland at something. I'd just rather judge somebody on their own merits, rahter than where they happen to be born. there's a lot of pure cnuts from scotland like peter tobin, and you wouldn't hold him in higher regard than some random englishman just because tobin's scottish. a lot of scottish people have this totally misguided notion of being scottish and how great it is, but when you take a step back and look at our country, its a joke. we're a bunch of alcoholic, work-shy, racist bigots. Theres only a small handfulf of scots you would hold in high esteem. the rest are all wasters
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never get to go to much concerts because of my job but i was pure annoyed at how shite they were
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Some show, especially the 3-D movies and the giant inflatable kangaroo!
They're getting more like the real thing each time I see them.
i thought it was terrible. bad sound system but wasnt totally the sounds system fault. they weree terrible too. pure crap. mad guy shouting about a snare for his ear phone? wits that about?
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i can give you a turkey shirt if u give me your address :>
i know a boy called cafercan aksu who plays for galatasary
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no, grieves can copulate itself. can we not just give thistle money instead of tryin to buy cut price gear
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i remember we were 2 down aagainst motherwell with 2 mins to go and chico sorted it, scored a brace and laid on albert craig when he had that face mask thing on for is fractured cheek bone.The next wk we beat st johnstone 3-1 up there, was up there wae euan, dave and dougie clark. roddy grant scored 2 and albert craig scored. those were the days, eh?
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The solution to this problem, is the same solution to many of the problems of the modern world, fire them into the sea from medieval catapults.
trebuchets mate
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cheating is an admirable quality, shows a will to win. give me a darren jackson anyday anyway, let he who is without sin, cast the first stone
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If diouf gets a testimonial anywhere, wid mean a club held him in high regard, whereas most people and clubs will think his cuntitude knows no bounds, and feel he deserves skinned alive and to get pissed on with vinegar, and when he screams, to shovel spent aids johnnys into his mouth. On the other hand, if he did get testimonial money, he could use it to hunt down those slave traders who patted his headed. bloody buggers
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you need to calm down a bit. no-one likes diouf, but jeezo...
u need to stop reading the guardian and start supporting thistle
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we exchanged him for nicky walker, n how good was he? (nicky walker) hes probs one of the best thistle goalies i'll see in my life. best shot stopper ever
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mate 30 quid. i'm serious. will u