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@ChuBoi @JohnMcCullagh95

RT @PaoloWalnuts: "If you don't stop asking me if we are nearly there yet, I will turn this bus round; and none of you will get to see Sali…

Deeed just Google Salisbury and what they say comes up https://t.co/u09N2Aihg5

Must watch https://t.co/2F6Kn30qnQ

RT @reisshaldane: Despite how shite the game was as a whole, can we just talk about this flick from Kris Doolan https://t.co/aypn8D9Wb4

Wonder what happens if you get a deliveroo/uber eats and they fall off their bike. Lit soz mate a never had ma stab… https://t.co/PIF2zOOrWP

People who go on holiday and excersise need checked into parkheed mental hospital

Ma granda just walked oot the living room cos Lewis Hamilton blessed himself it's Derby day in Glasgow

What a cracker. Pitty it would count as dools first goal of the season due to a blind linesman and then the ref gav… https://t.co/RqRUVHxz9B

RT @Amooleya: If you are seriously struggling with your mental health or find yourself in crisis, you can call any of these numbers: Sama…

RT @frankieboyle: Album drops this week Prometheus Volume III

@melissarennie Just want want to officially apologies it was a mistake and I regret it very much. I don't expect a… https://t.co/J4iRqfw9SA

Yet bomb scare Hendry gets called up to the Scotland squad before um https://t.co/evcI0nAzKg

Where else are weans gonny sit and listen to tunes on a Sony Ericsson? https://t.co/33N2cXjQBf

A need cuddled to death

@dee_rennie @dannyfaull

Just seen someone in ma scheme walk by me eating the crusts of a mother's pride loaf. The ******* crusts. A don't wanty live here any more

@ryanmitch94 Hahaha thought mowbs bought the full supply of sondico baws sports direct had. Everywan burst wae wan touch

RT @itsrjhill: RIP racism (1492-2018) https://t.co/bozni1WpFW

RT @StuartBroad8: A) @jimmy9 is perfectly fine. B)

RT @daviddownie17: Joey Barton looking like he’s about to tell us why the iPhone 11 costs two grand. https://t.co/FzxkwY00uK

Wish like for a like still was a thing

RT @KyleFrancisFalc: 'Japanese Girl'! Whats your fav track off the album? Honestly can't believe the reaction. Get the record here

One weekend on the pints and ma bellys developed into a big base drum

RT @HannahAlOthman: A boy once told me it was "a bit tragic" to travel alone. But I think the real tragedy is to not see the places you wa…