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  2. Clive Tilsley

    in Main Jags forum

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    If Howard Webb gets the final we should all just forget about the game and let him lift the World Cup. The way Tyldesley was eulogising him I think he expects this to happen. Let's give Webb the Golden Boot and Player of the Tournament while we're at it.

    :D :D :D

  3. Clive Tilsley

    in Main Jags forum

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    An English guy on tv last night was so happy about H Webb's refereeing skills that he feels "england will be at the world cup final now" ! It beggars belief :blush:

     

    :blink: Howard Webb named as the world cup final referee and the sky sports new anchorman is almost comin in his pants ! FFS :angry:

  11. C'mon Murray !

    in Main forum

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    I thought Murray played well but Nadal was superb, almost flawless on the big points.

     

    Murray's time will come soon enough. He's the Genuine Article.

     

    Nadal is a great player and always seems a decent guy as well. There's no shame losing to him.

     

    I think Murray is the best we have currently but he will remain an 'also ran' throughout his career,sadly. He hasn't enough in his game to win a Grand Slam.

  14. The Jokes Thread

    in Main forum

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    My job is so f*****g unbelievable.

     

    I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

     

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

     

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

     

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*****g stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f*****g dog to work. Every f*****g day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.

     

    Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single f*****g day. Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

    :D;)

  23. Beer

    in Main forum

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    Recycled **** pish

     

    Since the creation of this planet around 4.6 billion years ago, one could surmise that the finite amount of water on the earth, at one time or another, was p*ss.

    :rolleyes:

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