God calls For Freddie Mercury to come and see him. Freddie duly arrives and asks why he has been called. God says "Freddie you were a great entertainer when you were down there and up here you have been great so i am going to send you back down". " What do i do says Freddie. Well said God you have to choose who you want to be. Freddie replies instantly i want to be Robert Green. Why him asks God. Freddie says " I'd have 10 a*******s in front of me, 50,000 a*******s behind me and i wont be able to catch anything