Rid Skwerr

Diamond Ring - Sheryl Crow

stimulation

Hells Angels cracker factory -

obscure

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club- 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

angle

I don't really follow this thread closely - just dip in and out.......

At Deveronvale a few years back, a big, red-faced, boy polis video'd all the away fans entering the ground. Can't beat the use of modern technology to squash crime!

Broken Down Angel - Nazareth

lipstick

Enjoyed that (and most of the acts mentioned) never could stand Bruce bloody Forsyth, though

- The Small Faces

rib-tickling

Know what you mean, though, my burden is currently gas bill, leccy bill, car insurance and soon there will be the spending abomination that is Xmas! Grrrrrrrrrrrr, right enough

mirth

I see what you did there.....

In the same vein......? How come you hardly see a woman out and about these days in curlers and head-square?

"A cigarette beside an old French Letter, a dose of clap that simply won't get better, these foolish things remind me of you" *************************** Iron Lion Zion - Bob Marley Anybody remember the Davy Irons version of this -

smirr

Lucky you.....

Sign of the times - Roxy Music

dozens

...as long as he doesn't Top himself.....

Agree re turning the volume down a bit. I want to chat to pals, not attend a flamin' discotheque (if that terminology in still applies. )

- Alison Krauss, Gillian Welch, Emmylou Harris