Knicked from another web site and maybe a wee bit out of date, now.......
Osama bin Laden has just released a new tv message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performace on saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
I was just playing as England on FIFA World Cup 2010 on the PS3 and was shocked at how realistic it is... Then I realised I'd accidentally turned my controller off.
I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
I went to the Doctors and It turns out I have the Rob Green virus. No Idea how I caught it.
When ITV HD said showing adverts when England score will never happen again, I thought they meant they'd fixed a f@cking technical problem.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.
Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.
What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.
What's the difference between Robert Green and Hitler?
- Hitler only ended the hopes of 6 million people.
Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa without catching anything.
Just seen the new Shrek film. Awful.
Shrek does nothing for 90 minutes then has a go at the audience for booing!
I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game.
Who knew he could even string a sentence together!
Q."What's the difference between England and a bucket of s**t?"
A."The bucket"
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping.
He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..."
Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror.
Like that's going to improve his confidence?
The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room.
And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room.
South Africa police have been concerned about drug dealers,thieves and drug fiends during the world cup - A spokesman announced that things should improve when John Terry and his family go home!
