Rid Skwerr

I'm losing you - The Faces

Ride Natty Ride - Bob Marley

Why don't they come back to Dunoon - The Humblebums

Brooklyn

nailed

Little Red Rooster - Rolling Stones

I think you're getting confused with an episode of Father Ted, there, Dougal.

I'm not at all sure this is the right place, but the Uni Playing Fields seem to be in St Leonards Road, St Andrews. If you stick that address into Google Maps you'll see the street in relation to the town and the main roads. If you then click the "Satellite" button on Google Maps you'll get the aerial photo version, which shows a sports hall/Pavilion at the very top of St Leonards Rd, with a football park next to the pavilion. That's where I'll be heading. If you need driving directions to there click the "Get Directions" link at the top left of the Google page.

Chic Charnley Blues - Neil Sturgeon

stamp

I don't even know myself - The Who

jaw

..... Ya gotta use the song TITLE Therefore (from King of Wishful Thinking) - Just like a King - Seasick Steve

incisors

There's no lights on the Christmas tree, Mother, - they're burning Big Louie Tonight - The Sensational Alex Harvey Band

toughie

I like that joke - simple & elegant

I got rhythm - Django Reinhardt

voddie

Einstein's inspiration is more interesting than his expiration.... Drank quite alot of Moretti beer in Italy last week, but didn't really like it. Peroni/Astro Nazurro are much more preferable, but didn't seem to be available in the area.

Knicked from another web site and maybe a wee bit out of date, now....... Osama bin Laden has just released a new tv message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performace on saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. I was just playing as England on FIFA World Cup 2010 on the PS3 and was shocked at how realistic it is... Then I realised I'd accidentally turned my controller off. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. I went to the Doctors and It turns out I have the Rob Green virus. No Idea how I caught it. When ITV HD said showing adverts when England score will never happen again, I thought they meant they'd fixed a f@cking technical problem. The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green. What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill? - Robert Green has got a cap for his. What's the difference between Robert Green and Hitler? - Hitler only ended the hopes of 6 million people. Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa without catching anything. Just seen the new Shrek film. Awful. Shrek does nothing for 90 minutes then has a go at the audience for booing! I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together! Q."What's the difference between England and a bucket of s**t?" A."The bucket" Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence? The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room. South Africa police have been concerned about drug dealers,thieves and drug fiends during the world cup - A spokesman announced that things should improve when John Terry and his family go home!

50 million St George's flags for sale........ Who gets the blame this time? Rooney, Gerrard (both mingin') or Fabio Cappielow? My money's on the foreigner getting it in the neck!

....and Germany score after "66" minutes.

Lady Skwerr has just suggested that the officials will "square things up" 2nd half. Look for Germany being denied a penalty (they've already had a corner off Cole refused).

That was a wee sin, so it was...... Now all the rules will need to be changed since Engerland have suffered. I've waited 44 years to see justice restored.....