You've convinced me. You're a futurist. A thought leader. A man to turn to for unbiased, objective and, let's not forget, "100% correct" commentary on all things Thistle and Scottish football.
Defend? Where have I defended Celtic's methods? Is that the same as saying Dallas and McDonald should have walked? A view you'd find agreement with within the refereeing community?
And, btw, I still think that challenge at Tannadice was outside the box, but we should have had a freekick.