Jaggernaut

Some brilliant military intelligence behind that particular stall.

You're missing the tactic of reverse psychology, announcing beforehand that we're weak and likely to struggle, so that any good results look even better.

Anybody got a feeling that we're going to win this thing this year? Nah, me neither!

Funny! Will it catch on?

Jeez, losing 3 first-half goals to Airdrie isn't good from any point of view! Sounds as though Hinchy confirmed why he won't be called upon, hopefully.

His Badger CD was an unshellfish gesture.

Not the nicest of men it would seem, but a great snooker player and entertainer in his day. RIP

Those highlights make it look like it was a decent game! Some excellent crosses getting whipped in.

Yes, but don't forget that ICT also had a terrible start to the season last year.

Excellent stuff.

Watching that clip, I now don't like our new strip as much as I thought! The hoops are too narrow, and there's no black.

That's what King Kenny had every time it took him ages to make up his mind where his kick-out was going.

Excellent opening post and thread. I agree that we seem to be marginally better off this time around, but as somebody mentioned, other teams quickly figured out exactly how to play against us, whereas McCall appeared tactically inept in the 2nd half of the season. It's going to be interesting!

Silver member from the start. Winnings to date: the square root of f*** all!

Random apostrophes on simple plural nouns. For some reason, many people think that some plural word's need apostrophe's. F*ck know's whats going through their there mind's.

I think you mean neanderthalian h*ns.

I wonder how long until his first absolute howler of a mistake that costs us a goal?

Good photies.

The black number would be a cracking away strip.

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!" Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker." "I see," Ed replied thoughtfully... He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball".

All perfectly plausible.

That will do. I usually write out the name in full, though.

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