Jaggernaut Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 BRAZIL: Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo ®, Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle, Computersezno SLOVAKIA: Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch Subs: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch RUSSIA (I know, they didn't qualify!): Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev ****ov U****ov Subs: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Ivorripabollockov, Taykitov SLOVENIA: Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi Subs: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu DENMARK: Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen Subs: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen ITALY: Baloni Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni Subs: Buggermi, Cantthinkofani! MEXICO: San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose Subs: Jesus, Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba HOLLAND: Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe Subs: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke. And finally.....: GERMANY: KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ Subs: KUNTZ, P. KUNTZ, KYNTZ, KYUNTZ, KLUNTZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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