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Word Cup Squads Announced


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BRAZIL:

 

Pinnochio

 

Libero

 

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

 

Cheerio Subbuteo

 

Scenario Fellatio

 

Portfolio

 

SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo ®, Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle, Computersezno

 

 

SLOVAKIA:

 

Itch

 

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

 

Hic Sic Spic Pric

 

Digaditch Fallinaditch

 

 

Horseraditch

 

Subs: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch

 

 

 

RUSSIA (I know, they didn't qualify!):

 

Whodyanicabolicov

 

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

 

Slalomsky Downhillsky

 

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

 

****ov U****ov

 

Subs: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Ivorripabollockov, Taykitov

 

 

SLOVENIA:

 

Chatanoogaciouciou

 

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

 

Busqueue Snookercu

 

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

 

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

 

Subs: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu

 

 

DENMARK:

 

Toomanigoalssen

 

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

 

Firstsson Seccondsson

 

Thirdsson

 

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

 

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

 

Subs: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

 

 

ITALY:

 

Baloni

 

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

 

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

 

Legslikejelli Havabenni

 

 

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

 

Subs: Buggermi, Cantthinkofani!

 

 

MEXICO:

 

San Francisco

 

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

 

Manuel Gearbox

 

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero

 

 

Chihuahua Jose

 

Subs: Jesus, Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba

 

 

 

HOLLAND:

 

Kenning van Hire

 

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

 

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

 

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

 

Subs: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison

 

 

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

 

There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

 

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

 

 

And finally.....:

 

GERMANY:

 

KUNTZ

 

KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ

 

KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ

KUNTZ

KUNTZ

 

Subs: KUNTZ, P. KUNTZ, KYNTZ, KYUNTZ, KLUNTZ

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