Chicofan Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 In the betting game there no such thing as a sure thing but in life i reckon there are plenty. I will start us off with a cert. As soon as you sit down on the throne for a greyfriars it is odds on one of the following will happen. The phone will ring Your door will go Or one the kids will need your urgent attention. Anyone else care to add any of lifes sure things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 The day after you throw something out, you need it. No matter what happens at home, or indeed anywhere in the world, that doesn't suit your wife, she just knows you caused it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Not long after I eat an Indian, my arse will explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 (edited) That any political topic on this fourm will result in the same sad losers trotting out the same argument over and over and over again until the rest of us don't care and just wish that they would piss off and go back to their obvious days jobs of saving the world (or being a student/ union rep) The fact that you have to spend days repeating the same point on a football forum rather than actually being in a position where your views are listened to or acted upon in the real world should tell you just how much you actually understand what you are talking about. Quoting Marx or similar does not make you sound smart, neither does throwing in Latin phrases. Just makes you sound like a twat. Edited September 12, 2011 by Phoenix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rid Skwerr Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Only two sure things in this life - Death & nurses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homerjag Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I used to always find, whenever I poured myself a pint, my boss would come in!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberteeb Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 After a holiday you go back to work more tired than when you left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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