hamiltonjag

17 Kwenchy Kups. No bad eh?

And nothing on how many blackberry Kwenchy Kups are sold at half time! GET IT SORTED FIFA!!

My guess....2944

And while we're at it we could brew up some eye of newt Bovril, which is said to bring luck. Oh and don't walk on the cracks on the pavement on your way to the game. Don't forget your rabbit's foot, scoring kecks, lucky fluffy jumbo dice and your four-leaf clover. Lucky strip.....what a load of pish (with all due respect to the superstitious)! Bring back the red n yella or I swear I'm gonna walk under a ladder!!

b@wbag

The DPRK women's team definitely have balls

Or were you too distracted by "The Musical band of Korean school"?

You'd probably get arrested for singing it now anyway.

Me too mate. Definitely a winnable cup tie though.

What a cowboy outfit

Nice and all that. But we play in red and yellow. Seen enough of the new strip now. Can we lock it away now until it's really needed?

Let's stop feeding this maniac. He was funny/quirky at first but now he's getting beyond irritating.

"Songs you never hear anymore" Sitting in the JHS near the kids section I don't hear any Thistle songs anymore The "shed" boys could be singing all the old classics and no-one would know. Hopefully this will change in the new season with the "choir" relocated behind the goal. Geez "Mary Fae Maryhill"

Do you know this guy?

I strongly encourage everyone to watch the handball games on the olympics. You will immediately understand how absurd the use of feet system is

That's twice in the same year we've agreed on something! I feel this topic has brought us closer. So lend us yer bike mate, eh?

*facepalm*

With all due respect (and I mean that most sincerely) your reply is silly but I feel I have to answer. Why do you feel the metric system is superior to the Imperial system? If you take your tinkering with the rules to its logical conclusion eventually you'll get someone similar to your good self coming on a forum asking why we can't make these silly 8m x 2.5m dimensions 10m x 4 m...we'd have fewer draws after all. And hey while we're at it let's get rid of those pesky goalkeepers. Additional time (etc) system? To be replaced by sigesige's sin bins, rolling unlimited substitutions yadda yadda...? It seems there is little you find acceptable in the rules of football as they stand: from the dimensions of the pitch to the size of the goals; from the playing time to the use of indirect free kicks. So my dear silly friend, my silly question is this..... Why continue to watch a sport you find silly or stupid or in need of a massive overhaul? Why not stick to futsal? You may think all your suggestions are sound. But in reality all your suggestions are frankly mad and will change football into something unrecognisable. You are not the first to have suggested mad rule changes. In 1994 when the Yanks were hosting the World Cup there was some talk about abolishing the offside rule and playing four quarters instead of two halfs. The guffaws of derision that followed from lovers of the game made the stick you take on here look tame in comparison. So... silly as it may seem, I am quite sure I'm not alone in wishing the rules of football to remain as they are. The occasional "tweak" may be called for as the game evolves... like the pass-back to the gk rule that disallows the gk from handling a pass-back. Anything on the scale you seem to be advocating would simply turn football into your beloved (and more palatable to you) futsal. I have nothing against futsal. I have nothing against cats..... but I'm not going to perform surgery on my dog to turn it into a cat. I have nothing against motorbikes.... but I'm not going to set about my car with a chainsaw and some gaffer tape to turn it into a Kawasaki. So see all this stuff about sin bins, goal sizes, running times etc? Gonnae no dae that?

Ian McCall for manager!

Serious discussion??? You are a wind-up merchant!! Your posts are all about "why are goals these dimensions and not these?"..."why do football games last 90 minutes and not 80 minutes?" If yer auntie had baws she's be your uncle! That's why! And if we changed all the rules of football to your rabid nonsensical rantings we'd have..... FUTSAL As for your remark about deleting posts you don't like.....right ye are then, Kim Jong-un. I'll expect yer boot-boys round my door seeking an explanation to my "off message" remarks. Who IS this muppet??

Nah....the word you are looking for is "bigots" (according to the rabid Newco bams)

Aye: Kn*bend or Newco fan singing god save the queen or both?