The Devil's Point

I thought the best shout on Saturday was a guy exploding 'you need another hobby Madden'. Facilities matter I suppose, but three points for Thistle is better than any catering. The walk down the drive, god's walk, doesn't work without the points. No pie or fancy seat can replace that.

People forget how bad it was. As the good Lady Isobel said, if Billy Gibson's thrash at the ball hadn't gone in at Peterhead it would have been curtains for us. But it did go in, and the story went on. There will be more great goals and Thistle sides. This one might be the best you'll ever see. This is not a time to argue, its a time to watch the football. Trophy coming.........................................

'The Devil's Point' is a Munro Summit in the Cairngorms. Where did your name come from?

But in this dark hour, let us talk about the ghosts of Thistle past. What do you think Dennis Mcquade or Alan Rough would of made of our behaviour. Jackie Husband will be turning in his grave when he reads the forum tonight. Hansen's analysis will be devastating - 'I saw the forum tonight and it was just shocking. Childish behaviour and a complete failure from the players to understand their role in the system' Alex Ferguson - 'as a child of Govan, its hard to fathom how the Jags boys have got it so wrong tonight' David Cameron - 'I won't pretend to be familiar with Partick Thistle, and your splendid red and yellow tops. But I think I can join with everyone who is asking for peace in what has become a very difficult situation' Nelson Mandela - 'its not the number of times you fall, its the number of times you get up again'. Ooh ah, Nelson Mandela.

It makes me sad when Jags fans fight. This forum is our place, and we should be able to throw comments around like at the game. I know that I make mistakes. I'm not quite sure what I was saying there, but there must be some racist guy deep inside me. I will think about that, and I will destroy him. But there have been moments when I could also of jumped on to the railway line. But I didn't, and wouldn't, and that is because of all of you guys, the Thistle support, the affirmation of life. Football, not suicide. I deserve abuse so bring it on. I see what to do now though, and it will be good. Write, talk, act, dance, communicate. Get behind Archie and lets keep the heads up.

Its supposed to be irony. Black humour which touches raw nerves. Plato and Shakespeare wrote about it. Its been going on forever. Nothing racist, homophobic or mysoginistic has been posted if you read carefullly. You can't ban jokes, You can only make up rules. We will keep breaking them

I remember coming on for the last twenty minutes against Hyndland in a dour one all draw. It was everything that is wrong with Scottish Football, teachers trying to get kids to play defensive systems, and parents screaming abuse from the sidelines. When we went to Drumchapel in the cup, the game was played on a school afternoon for some reason. It was actually really intimidating, must have been about 500 watching it. We played well, but went down to a superior side. I put in one of my best performances in a Kelvindale Jersey. Kiss the badge

Jeez oh. Calm down guys, you might not like the jokes, but they are just that, jokes. People need to stop taking things so seriously.

And war can be alright when we are clinical with it. There are no negatives. You have everything you need to go out and do something today. Mon the Jags.

No Motherwell tracksuit from the early eighties could express how bad they were yesterday. Its 2014 and Hamilton are contesting the Champions League slot. Motherwell battling relegation in a Lanarkshire gay dance. h*ns, Hibs and Hearts trying to climb up again. Thistle on the way to a trophy. This is planet Maryhill, our time is coming.

Sorry folks, I got drunk. And when I get drunk I talk nonsense, but I hope its not too offensive. Too much drink, Thistle winning, arguments. Its been a great weekend.

I reckon we need more speed metal in the dressing room. Don't know why buy here is the sort of thing I hope is our half time team talk........

A sea shanty for the seaworthy one..............

But still cheap at the price. Superb entertainment, and proof if ever it is needed that the place to be on a Saturday is the Stadium of Dreams. One team in Glasgow.

Danny came from the sea And put us out of misery A dream to Dundee, but even the silvery Tay never had Kris Doolan. We dance the slosh when he's in the box Oh, Archie we'd like to see you one last time. Pride of North West Glasgow. My father, and grandfather.

To be serious though, I would have made that joke to a Glaswegian Asian's face. I have grown up with a community which is essentially based on the principles of the Church of Scotland. But I have never had any cause for concern that the Muslim folk weren't getting a hearing. Although folk hear better with their heads on. As a Glaswegian Male, you can't really have it much worse in the political correctness stakes. I mean we are mysogynistic, mean, violent, drunk and a bit rapey. Well, what were we supposed to do? If you like someone, but she doesn't seem that turned on to you today............. Simply ask her to hospitality, 25th October v St Johnstone for wining and dining. Your account will get empied, but you'll likely get your hole. Mon the Jags.

Seaborne,................................................................... there is only one Seaborne. Only one Seaborne. Only one Seaborne. Seaborne,......................................................................there is only one Seaborne Only one Seaborne Only one Seaborne Seaborne........................(repeat to fade)..............

Its the minority that have to worry, I value maintaining the element of surprise.

Oh I don't know, probably losing it. I still have all the enthusiasm, but the body doesn't work any more. Knees gone and its a worry to push the pulse rate too much. Head going, and making mistakes. Age will catch up with you too. I remember twenty years ago when I could drink and shag all night. Those were the days xxxx Just one trophy Jags then I will go off and die.

You're right. Done. Don't know what came over me there, sorry.

Its satire, its supposed to be a joke. There is nothing particularly sensitive about the muslim community, they are Glaswegians and can take some banter.

The real world doesn't understand you. We were there trying to be nice, and then everything got turned upside down. We bought roses, but it was ecckys you wanted. Ok, the Glencoe paths are not exactly the catwalk, but your diamonds glitter in the west coast sunset. Many of us tried, we went over the top. There is still a battle here. I will not give up until we win the battle for social justice. I will not let you cross the Bannockburn until the Bedroom Tax is is abolished, until the Minimum wage is raised and until Scotland has power to make control of her own decisions. But, this can be in the union. The state of the union is strong. And on those grounds we love you. The water of the Bannockburn still flows. Ach well.

You personally are one of the reasons why we voted no. I know you probably voted no too, but you did that for yourself. Over the last 140 years or so people have tried to haul this football club into the top division. ********* like you have tried to claw us back. You only ever see the faults, the negatives, you miss the fact that Jackie and Archie have sent out the greatest Thistle sides that we have seen. This is a tremendous time to be a Thistle Supporter, and with a bit more of a push we can do great things here. I don't know if it will be this year, but there is a trophy coming. Its all good, calm down.

A cocktail of drugs you'll never understand son. Some of us have lived, some of us haven't. I might start charging for tips.

Aye well lets get it even more outraegous then. I'd vouch Seaborne is Scott Patterson disguised by his beard.