Richard Nixon

That's pretty laughable and shows you don't know much about my posting history. It's really not that difficult to look up, you know. Are you The Cup's mum or something? If not, you seem very odd. Happily welcoming posts which monotonously shout down the team they claim to support, and quick to moan at anyone who gets sick of their relentless, predictable criticism. Do you enjoy sniping at others when sitting on your "holier-than-thou", "I-go-to-the-most-games" throne? I guess it's very easy to talk tripe about the manager when you're a know-it-all armchair expert. I can't stand people who just have to pull out their "Better Fan" badge, as if that gives them a free pass to talk shite. Maybe it's miseryholes like them, and people like you, which are choking our club and stopping the home attendances ever rising above a couple thousand this season. Perhaps if you change your ways Firhill might actually become a more welcoming place for once? But no, let's just moan, moan, and moan some more - and if you don't moan, then you're not a real fan who doesn't bother his arse to support the team. Because that line of reasoning makes so much sense. Go ahead and tell me how many games have I been to this season. Would you like me to post my bank account details, so you can decide whether or not I should have been able to afford to attend today's game? Shall I post scans of the ticket stubs of the games I've been at this year? Should I list every match I have been to in the past 22 seasons, so you can decide if I have attended a sufficient amount to post here? Maybe judgemental ***** who tell me that I "don't bother to support my team", aren't the real fans? Crazy thought. I come on here to read what people's opinions of the game were today, and as has been said, sounds like the result was harsh, we were unlucky to lose, etc., etc. But whoops, here's (one of) the usual suspects claiming, "It's because we've got a manager who doesn't know how to close out the game." Pretty much verbatim after every. Single. Game. But I guess that's okay because they pass your secret attendance test. I mean, wow. Thistle forums of the past used to be pretty enjoyable places to regularly visit, in the OLAS and .net days; funny, informative, and a real sense of community. And what the online Jags community has been reduced to now, is interminable pun "comedy" and "Archie Must Go" threads, in seemingly constant, brain-numbing rotation. I really wish there was someplace else to go to discuss Thistle that wasn't this misery masturbation contest or the brain-death of Pie & Bovril. Alas, alas, alas. Ah, there's nothing like being a Jags fan.

Get Your BOABBY BOGSHITE Figure Now, In All Good Toyshops!! Enjoy The Over-Opinionated Ramblings Of The Miserable Internet Huffer In Your Own Home! Comes In Your Team's Colours - "Angry Boil" Red & "Talking Pish" Yellow!! Features A Complete Lack Of Articulation!!! Pull The String And Your Figure Will Repeat, Over And Over Again, One Of These Hilarious Phrases*: "Sack The Manager!" "He Never Learns!" "Why Did He Sign Him And Not Him?" "He's Lost The Dressing Room! I'm In The Know!" *Batteries Not Included. Will Not Work If Thistle Win.

Seriously. Shut up.

The BBC open-all-mics commentators were particularly poor today. Sounded like they were all doped up on ketamine, the amount of sense they were making.

Didn't expect to win. We didn't win. What's for dinner?

Stick tonight's lottery numbers up, will you?

Kiss of death from Jum Spence there. We should be one down any minute.

I honestly don't think I could handle their (limited, but hopefully continuing) success.

Sure, if you're buying ...

Hamilton Accies: Living The Dream.

Main takeaway: Ross County are shocking!

I firmly predict this will be sung once or twice - Dundee's a library ... Dundee's a library ... Dundee's a library ... Dundee's a library ...

How were sales of Scotland Epistles over the weekend? Any feedback?

Shoot the thread in the head ... it's the only way to be sure. And then nuke it form orbit.

Are Scotland the Partick Thistle of International teams, or are people simply recycling their moans?

Or is really only puns which people 'get' around here? This place is like a f**king morgue but without the general air of conviviality one usually expects.

Do people have humour switches they forget to flip on when they wake up sometimes, or is it more a general lowering of IQs which comes from reading too many posts by gibberish and The Cup?

We should just have a Great Britain team, make things a lot simpler.

The difference is no-one cares about Cappielow or the stewards there. Try it at Parkhead and the game will be immediately forfeited and Thistle will be front page news ...

There are some posters on this website which are really dragging the entire place right down into the shite. You remember how difficult it was to actually want to go along to Firhill in the days of Dick Campbell? That's the general aroma pervading this forum, thanks to people who think homophobia and paedophilia are suitable subjects for jokes. What's next? Racism? "Aw, take a joke." F**k off.

I don't know if locking is enough. The entire thread need to get thrown into a sack. Then chuck the sack into a river. And then hurl the river into space.

Have you ever considered not posting? You'd be doing yourself and the world, a favour.

DOESN'T IT MAKE YE PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH?!?!

What a car-crash of a thread ... ooooft.

Is this some sort of gimmick account?