Jagged Edge Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 It's time to keep the feelgood factor going after a brilliant result at the weekend with some hilarity (and a few groans). I'll kick off with a couple: Joke #1 Partick Thistle star Kallum Higginbotham has been given a new nickname by the Firhill faithful - "Higgs Boson". When asked about the new nickname Kallum replied, "At first I thought the fans had got the Huddersfield Corridor mixed up with the Hadron Collider, but then I remembered that Thistle fans are the most intelligent fans in the UK. It was then that I realised the new nickname is because I am a Particle Thistle player". Joke #2 Members of Rangers oldest supporters group (who claim to have originated 600,000 years ago)* staged a protest outside Ibrox today. A spokesthing for the ORCS (Official Rangers Club Supporters) said, "Ummgnarrumph.....ugh!" * TV boffin Brian Cox says that Neanderthals were a different species to Homo Sapiens, but there was likely to have been some inter breeding going on - probably by Orcs slags taking advantage of some poor drunken Homo Sapiens on a Friday night (in the dark). I think we all know where the last vestiges of this murky gene pool are lingering. If you think you can do better - please do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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