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You're only Scottish by a bawhair - Jags fans at Gretna

 

We're going to deep fry your pizza's - Jags fans at Livingston (When the Italian owned them)

 

 

which were a bit better than your:

 

You only sing when your fishing (Peterhead)

 

and

 

You're going home in a tractor (Ross County)

 

Also sung frequently at Palmerston. Less frequently sung at Palmerston (thank feck) - "We're gonnae win 5-4". Immortal.

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"You couldn't control an erection" shouted from the terrace at Colin McAdam many moons ago.

 

Made me remember some guy shouting 'someone should get that guy a satnav for xmas' to Erskine, when he mis-controlled the ball last season up in Dingwall and ended up going about 20-30 yards towards our own goal.

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I'm not much of a fan of his music but Noel Gallagher has come away with some brilliant one liners in his time. My favourite one was his description of the band Keane, which went something along the lines of:

 

"Generally speaking, the biggest ********* in any band are the singer, the keyboard player and the drummer".

 

Or saying that Jack White looked like "Zoro on doughnuts"!

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