Blackpool Jags Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 You're only Scottish by a bawhair - Jags fans at Gretna We're going to deep fry your pizza's - Jags fans at Livingston (When the Italian owned them) which were a bit better than your: You only sing when your fishing (Peterhead) and You're going home in a tractor (Ross County) Also sung frequently at Palmerston. Less frequently sung at Palmerston (thank feck) - "We're gonnae win 5-4". Immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 You're only Scottish by a bawhair - Jags fans at Gretna "You couldn't control an erection" shouted from the terrace at Colin McAdam many moons ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagsfan58 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 "You couldn't control an erection" shouted from the terrace at Colin McAdam many moons ago. Made me remember some guy shouting 'someone should get that guy a satnav for xmas' to Erskine, when he mis-controlled the ball last season up in Dingwall and ended up going about 20-30 yards towards our own goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Remember sitting down the front with the wee man at firhill a couple of seasons back when some gent behind us shouted "yer a big plough ref" So strange but somehow funny and then my wee boy asked for an explanation!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Incognito Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm not much of a fan of his music but Noel Gallagher has come away with some brilliant one liners in his time. My favourite one was his description of the band Keane, which went something along the lines of: "Generally speaking, the biggest ********* in any band are the singer, the keyboard player and the drummer". Or saying that Jack White looked like "Zoro on doughnuts"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Incognito Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan: "Velocity" Interviewer: Would you like to tell us what your team is today, Gordon? Strachan: Celtic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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