joe the driver

Logged on in Kuala Lumpur, not the same as being at the game Will be back for Saturday

I won't be there myself, as I speak I'm in Borneo trying to get radio Clyde on the tranny. Will be spending New Year's Day much the same way although 3pm at porkheid will be 23:00 here, don't know if I will last the pace It will be a long pre-match bevvy

Not going to Brunei until Christmas, will miss six games when I'm away. At least I won't need to go to porkheed now. (Every cloud eh!)

My job on Saturday was to pick up international students at Glasgow Airport and take them to the various Halls of Residence sites throughout the city. Each time we went to Murano Street, I deliberately drove up Firhill Road, pointing out The Field of Dreams on the right hand side of the road as we passed by. I also informed anyone staying in the vicinity of the local by-law,stating that all locals must attend every home match and are forbidden from venturing towards any of the diddy teams who reside nearby. I was greeted with some strange looks and comments, but some said they might go along. I tried my best.

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planes, trains, automobiles, longboats, rafts

Just back from 3 weeks in Borneo

Not in yet, using my I-pad somewhere in somewhere and not one fukc is being given. Championees

Stevie, should I just stay in Borneo for you-know-what. I was sitting by the computer at midnight local time getting updates.

Don't get home until late on 6th April, just in time for you-know-what. Can't wait.

On holiday in Brunei, 32degrees at twenty past midnight, know where I would rather be

Happy Man---Seasick Steve

Teacher: Spell Rangers. John: There is no Rangers. Teacher: SPELL RANGERS! John: R a n f .. Teacher: There's no f in Rangers. John : I know i tried to tell you

Dont forget Comic Relief this year. Just £5 can help one disabled African learn to distinguish between his girlfriend and an intruder

Levi Song-----Seasick Steve

Iwas on a supporters bus and we got out of car park at 17-20 ( i wasn't driving) flood lights were off by this time. another 10-15 minutes to get onto main road out of Airdire (i was sleeping by this time)

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.Mick says, "How you doin?" "Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing." Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed... He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you." They say, "Get away wit ya.... prove it."Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?" Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of effin one?"

Love Thang--Seasick Steve

Wanted you more-- Lady Antebellum

Tears--The Beautiful South

Only 3 of them were supporters busses, one was the team bus and the others were for the nearby rugby match

The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Saville interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them in the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.

It's all good--Seasick Steve

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London . A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they Haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and Walks to the gate. " McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over His shoulder. " Waddington-Smith , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks It under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."

The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting and sailing were two separate events