joe the driver

Save Me -- Seasick Steve

I started off with nothin' (and i still got most of it left)-- Seasick Steve

Hobo Blues -- Seasick Steve

Walkin' Man - Seasick Steve.

1. Partick Thistle (4.0 m) Firhill Stadium 2. Rangers (4.5 m) Ibrox Stadium 3. St Mirren (5.1 m) St Mirren Park 4. Queens Park (7.3 m) Hampden Park 5. Celtic (7.3 m) Celtic Park 6. Dumbarton (8.2 m) Strathclyde Homes Stadium 7. Clyde (12.5 m) Broadwood Stadium 8. Albion Rovers (13.8 m) Cliftonhill Stadium 9. Greenock Morton (14.5 m) Cappielow Park 10. Hamilton Academical (14.7 m) New Douglas Park

MARK McGEOWN reneged on an agreement (allegedly) to split any winnings with the coachload he travelled with to appear on "The Price is Right"

dont mean to be boring, but coach drivers can lose their licence on the spot if alcohol is found on a coach attending a sporting event. Bus convenor and coach company will also find themselves in court

B.C.G. JAG, on 03 May 2011 - 04:11 PM, said: Ban Jo The Driver? Eh!

I have been phoning every day for over a week now to book hospitality for the Morton game on Saturday. All I get is an answering machine giving me nine options, then tells me to look at the official site which tells me to phone them. Then all I get is an answering machine giving me nine options, then tells me to look at the official site which tells me to phone them. and so it goes on (Groundhog Day,part 2) I don't know whether to go up to Firhill personally and see if their skills at opening doors are any better than they are at answering phones. or if I should just go to the Maryhill game instead.

St. Louis Slim--Seasick Steve

Walkin' Man- Seasick Steve

One of my favourites from Mr.Wold

Stolen from another football supporters Forum. GAME RULES: Grab the book closest to you right now. Open to page 56 and post the 5th sentence. Don't choose the book you like the most or think will make you look cool -- choose the CLOSEST book... ....Two years later he was sold to Pittsburgh, but after just one game he was sold to Detroit, where he spent his last three years.

The first league game we ever played in Inverness, Trigger scored 2 goals against us in a 3-2 defeat. He hitched a lift back down on our team bus and got off at Stirling. Nobody spoke to him the whole way home. We signed him at the end of that season

Dog House Boogie-- Seasick Steve

A colleague at work asked the company for an advance on his wages, (a sub) and was told that, by law, they are not allowed to do this, as they would have to be registered as lenders. Anyone heard of this before, or is it just flannel by our caring, sharing, multi-national company? Sorry, Just realised this is in the wrong forum, I'm sure some kind-hearted administrator will move it for me.

R.I.P. knew a chap fitting that name and description years ago. Guy I knew was once a Safety Officer in Yarrow Shipbuiders Ltd. Any one know if it's the same man?

Jaggyman, If he is invited along to a match, I hope it will be the re-arranged game against Queen of the South, as I can't normally make it to midweek games

I notice johnny has found us again at last, I know you've had things on your mind, but welcome home John

what he said.

If my memory serves me right, I was escorted from the premises that day by two of "Her Majestys'Finest" My partner in "crime", Slim Jim was escorted by 4/6 of of them (he is a big lad) We were warned at last weeks game by a certain Mr Kettlewell of this parish that we should be on our best behaviour this week. To this day, Slim doesn't even tell his Good Lady if we are playing there, in case she doesn't let him go. I will see you all there tomorrow but I won't be driving the supporters bus. (just in case)

Oh dear, having just passed the age of 26 myself, I must be a failure!

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Wife "I wish I had bigger breasts" Husband "Try pushing them into the settee and staying like that all day" Wife "Will that help?" Husband "Well it's worked on your arse".

I will be taking a supporters bus, literally