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  1. Norman
    Nobody making the "Wayne Rooney with an ugly gash on his face - Not for the first time!" joke? Seriously? Nobody?
  2. Norman
    Can't help but think this hasn't happened yet. Suggestion was that this caused the delay for July. Maybe it's a problem with the bank rather than the club
  3. Norman
    Abderdeen managed it in the 1983/84 Cup Winners Cup Quarter Final against Újpest. They lost 2-0 in Hungary, but won the return leg 3-0 in extra time with Mark McGhee getting a hatrick.
  4. Norman
    I just hope Archie isn't looking depressed.
  5. Norman
    American baseball team ... The Lansing Lugnuts
  6. Norman
    This is what I see... This is what I'm guessing... Only with a lot of spelling mistakes and no attention to grammatical structure.
  7. Norman
    If the TV is ahead, I can use the pause option to try and sync it. If the radio's ahead, I'm shafted! Used to use the TV/radio trick back in the 90's so I hear David Begg's commentary instead of Gerry McNee's inane nonsense.
  8. Norman
    The BBC website is also saying there's commentary on MW and DAB radio. Does anyone know if that's in Gaelic too, or could I watch on BBC Alba and listen to commentary in English on the radio?
  9. Norman
    I carefully read every post by The Mighty Quinn paying great attention to every detail and definitely haven't put him on my ignore list.
  10. Norman
    He hasn't got a clue what he's going to do next. Ergo, the other team haven't a clue what he's going to do next. It's the classic "double-edged sword".
  11. Norman
    Depends how much you love the sound of your own voice and whether you can betray your true emotions, but http://spfl.co.uk/news/article/new-pa-announcer-required-at-fir-park/
  12. Norman
    Maybe they could get some more by hosting a few "charity" matches?
  13. Norman
    Perhaps not.
  14. Norman
    That Dick Campbell must be some manager.
  15. Norman
    Last year's July draw results were published on 1st August. I'm guessing the office staff will be in tomorrow, so I'd expect the results then.
  16. Norman
    Who's that trip-trapping over my bridge?
  17. Norman
    Apparently he won a game at the weekend. Seems another is going to have to bite the dust.
  18. Norman
    Next stop .... Newcastle United
  19. Norman
    ^^^ Doesn't remember Little & Large ^^^
  20. Norman
    Because that would seriously hack off anyone who buys a season ticket in the JHS.
  21. Norman

    The Jokes Thread

    Norman replied to KAWB's topic in Main forum

    29 pages of utter dross, tacit racism, religious stereotyping and outright mysogyny and *this* is the joke that you question?
  22. Norman

    The Jokes Thread

    Norman replied to KAWB's topic in Main forum

    I would never allow a warped mirror in my house. I think it would reflect badly on me!
  23. Norman

    The Jokes Thread

    Norman replied to KAWB's topic in Main forum

    I would imagine that it is the intention of the fellow with the gun to shoot whoever had been having carnal knowledge of his wife. The implication is that so many of the clients of the bar had had their way with her, that the supply of bullets available would be insufficient to shoot each one of them. In short, his wife is a serial adulteress. Jokes are never as funny when you have to explain them!
  24. Norman
    There's a reason why we obsess. It's good for us.
  25. Norman
    No-one tells you nothing even when you know they know. But they tell you what you should be. They don't like to see you grow. Why don't you ask them what they expect from you? Why don't you tell them what you are gonna do? You'll get so lonely, maybe it's better that way. It ain't you only, you got something to say. .
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