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  • flat door damaged in attempted break in
  • boy's ps3 packed in
  • car boot won't stay up
  • car emergency/disaster light comes on
  • dishwasher packs in

 

all costing a flippin' fortune!!!!!!

 

grrrrrrrr

 

That's happened to me in the past. I usually find that chocolates or flowers does the trick, though.

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  • flat door damaged in attempted break in
    Sorry to hear that, but at least the scrotes didn't get in
  • boy's ps3 packed in
    Good - now he can go out and get some exercise whilst practising to be a future Thistle legend
  • car boot won't stay up
    Mine usually stays down - it's only the lid that goes up :P
  • car emergency/disaster light comes on
    Have you driven it through Dundee recently? May have contracted a virus in Dens Rd.
  • dishwasher packs in
    Buy paper plates

 

all costing a flippin' fortune!!!!!!

We'll take up a wee collection at the Stirling game :rolleyes:

 

grrrrrrrr

 

Know what you mean, though, my burden is currently gas bill, leccy bill, car insurance and soon there will be the spending abomination that is Xmas!

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrr, right enough :mad2:

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  • 3 weeks later...

Got it beat..........

Car needs a new CV gaiter

Door open warning light always on

New brakes last week

Van needed new brake calipers

New handbrake cable

Rear door warning light stays on

CD player in the chucked it

Tumble drier smouldered

Burst radiator in bedroom = new kitchen ceiling

and to top it all off ........ we get beat by Dundee!!

 

Credit card in meltdown mode

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Got it beat..........

Car needs a new CV gaiter

Door open warning light always on

New brakes last week

Van needed new brake calipers

New handbrake cable

Rear door warning light stays on

CD player in the chucked it

Tumble drier smouldered

Burst radiator in bedroom = new kitchen ceiling

and to top it all off ........ we get beat by Dundee!!

 

Credit card in meltdown mode

Sounds like a lovely day in a summer meadow, my friend. How about this:

 

Boiler deid; cannot be resuscitated. (Currently heating with electric radiators only).

 

Washing machine deid, cannot be resuscitated.

 

Roof leaking seriously somewhere; cannae pinpoint where.

 

Toilet no' workin.' (Fortunately, got another.)

 

Bathroom cold water tap no' workin'.

 

Electric shower deid, cannot be resuscitated. (Fortunately, got another, but only either "off", or "scalding".)

 

DVD player deid, cannot be resuscitated.

 

Massive deid tree just fell doon in the back garden.

 

But worst of all: Thistle not helping matters.

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Sounds like a lovely day in a summer meadow, my friend. How about this:

 

Boiler deid; cannot be resuscitated. (Currently heating with electric radiators only).

 

Washing machine deid, cannot be resuscitated.

 

Roof leaking seriously somewhere; cannae pinpoint where.

 

Toilet no' workin.' (Fortunately, got another.)

 

Bathroom cold water tap no' workin'.

 

Electric shower deid, cannot be resuscitated. (Fortunately, got another, but only either "off", or "scalding".)

 

DVD player deid, cannot be resuscitated.

 

Massive deid tree just fell doon in the back garden.

 

But worst of all: Thistle not helping matters.

 

 

Think I`ll start a new line in lucky white heather!!!!!!!

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