hamiltonjag Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 CLICKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 CLICKY Â God is a rotten bugger; I've still got three days left to finish my dose of antibiotics. I was then hoping to get my hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted May 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 God is a rotten bugger; I've still got three days left to finish my dose of antibiotics. I was then hoping to get my hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 God is a rotten bugger; I've still got three days left to finish my dose of antibiotics. I was then hoping to get my hole. Â Bugger the anti biotics, away and get yer hole, were ll doomed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 (edited) So, here we go: Â Â (1) What would you do if the world was definitely going to end in 1 hour, and everybody knew it? Â (2) What would you do if the world was definitely going to end in 1 hour, and only you knew it? Edited May 19, 2011 by Jaggernaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Does this mean I don't have to work next week after all? Â Â Â Bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Does this mean I don't have to work next week after all? Â Â Â Bonus. Â Alas, YJ, your bosses will have the last laugh if you work a week or a month in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Alas, YJ, your bosses will have the last laugh if you work a week or a month in hand. Â I am my own boss BJ. I have no bosses, Grand Master of Jedi Order am I. Â Â Payment upfront every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighthoursbehind Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Just checking in to see if anyone is there. Being Eighthoursbehind I don't know if it's over over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Just checking in to see if anyone is there. Being Eighthoursbehind I don't know if it's over over there? All OK...... Â Â But,.....what's that noise?..... Â Â JESUS CHR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I'm still wondering whether I should go to church tomorrow. Â I'd feel very disappointed if I turned up and was the only one there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighthoursbehind Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I'm still wondering whether I should go to church tomorrow. Â I'd feel very disappointed if I turned up and was the only one there. If it happens only the ungodly will be left so if you are still here there is no point in going to church, you'll be too late, all the good people will have gone on ahead. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 If it happens only the ungodly will be left so if you are still here there is no point in going to church, you'll be too late, all the good people will have gone on ahead. Amen. That's why I'd be disappointed. Â If every member of the congregation was deemed "worthy" except me, I'd start wondering exactly which entry in my internet browser cache had caused offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighthoursbehind Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 So who's here and who's missing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Well that was a massive anti-climax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted May 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Greetings from Heaven! It's great up here! No old firm fans. Everyone is nice and they all wear Thistle scarves and Thistle ties. Once you've been here a while they give you a red n yellow bonnet with "Fcuk the old firm" on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Greetings from Heaven! It's great up here! No old firm fans. Everyone is nice and they all wear Thistle scarves and Thistle ties. Once you've been here a while they give you a red n yellow bonnet with "Fcuk the old firm" on it. Greetings from the other place. At least that's where I'm guessing I've ended up, given the numptie I saw wearing an OF top. And now I see that all that fire and brimstone stuff was just propaganda. It's freezin' and p*shin' wi' rain, and on the tv it's eithe Nicky f****** Ross The Big Question, or Hollyoaks. Please, God; gimme another chance tae get outta here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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