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eighthoursbehind

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  1. It took 37 seconds to mention you know what.
  2. Getting forgetful in your old age?
  3. Go to You Tube and enter The Beat, presented by Gary Crowley on STV there's some there.
  4. Victoria was fine till you visited.
  5. OK you asked for it. Where in Bearsden can you find A virgin?
  6. So when are we to be put out of our misery and told what the ^%#$ it is? Please and thank you
  7. If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome!
  8. It would have been worse if he had ordered a pie and a pint.
  9. I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
  10. Did anyone survive and return from this climb?
  11. When I was a youngster playing in goal (leather footballs that weighed about a stone) I believed that there was a finite number of balls that could get past me in a day so the more that went in in the warm-up the less that could go in during the game. Some days it was obviously an infinite number.
  12. When told it had to be 8 characters he chose "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
  13. Aw come on BJ tell us how you really feel, don't hold back.
  14. Partick Thistle 4 Celtic 1. supercaleygoballisticcelticareatrocious
  15. I didn't hear the fat lady sing.
  16. Way back in time, 50's, the Tallies always had pie and mushy marrowfat peas with lots of malt vinegar. I'll have to pick some up today to stop the drooling.
  17. There was also an Evening News same owners as the Record I think (printed in Kemsley House in Hope St???) and another morning paper The Bulletin sister to the Herald.
  18. On my 4200km trip through the Rockies and Prairies I was in "No service" areas most of the time. I had to use Pay Phones. You will be OK in the cities for mobiles but will find it difficult to find a pay phone as they are being withdrawn in the cities because most people use cell phones. Best tow use two tin cans and a roll of twine.
  19. Does Lady Skwerr know you are looking for the cheapest phone around? Cheapskate barsteward.
  20. What could make anyone do this to Kids? R.I.P. And God help the parents and families.
  21. Canada is 144 years old today and doing great.
  22. Ah one of those KRAFT moments....kant remember a f%$&(n thing? Have them all the time.
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