crazy davie Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) This bloke had an inordinately large number of dogs, about 30-40, and rather than give them all names, he decided to just number them. One day, he was out in his local park (let's say Kelvingrove park) walking Dog 18 - a golden labrador. Dog 18 was doing most of the usual dog things, investigating smells, checking out other dogs, going up to people to get patted, and so on and so forth. After about an hour of this, the guy noticed that Dog 18 hadn't done any doggy 'business'. "This is a bit strange" he thought. "I wonder if anything's up". So he took the dog straight to the vet who made a thourough examination of the dog. "Can't find anything wrong with him" the vet told the guy. "Take him out again tomorrow and let me know how he gets on". Sure enough, the guy went out to the park again with Dog 18, and just like yesterday, Dog 18 did all the doggy stuff except his 'business'. So, back to the vet, another examination and still no clue as to this unheard-of behaviour. "Try him again tomorrow and if still doesn't go, we'll need to perform exploratory operations, and scans and all that stuff" said the vet. "Will end up costing you a fortune". Next day, guy and Dog 18 are back in the park. Yet again, all the good doggy stuff except business. "I'm not paying out hunners of money for that mad bstrd" thinks the guy, so he decides the bet course of action is to shout at the dog. "Pee, Dog 18 !!!" he shouts. "Pee !!!". Edited June 29, 2010 by crazy davie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberteeb Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags365 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 CD has lost his mojo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) I wonder what would happen if I Googled "Doggy Teen" on my PC at work? Edited June 29, 2010 by Norman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Countess of Wemyss Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) CD has lost his mojo. I fear Master Davie is suffering from years of over-exposure to that frightful group, Jethro Tull. They have scrambled his brain to the point where he is positively barking. Edited June 29, 2010 by The Countess of Wemyss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnus68 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I wonder what would happen if I Googled "Doggy Teen" on my PC at work? The dan mack, I'd guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graham Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Is this the Dada-ist jokes thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alx Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Well I for one prefer Hocus Pocus by Focus, than Living in the Past. That should start a rammy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted July 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Well I for one prefer Hocus Pocus by Focus, than Living in the Past. That should start a rammy. I'll beep-beep kill you!!! You beep-beep beep-beep beep-beep!!! How can you beep-beep say such a thing!!!! As for "rammy", I'll beep-beep rammy you!!! There'll be a beep-beep rammy all right!!! Beep-beep!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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