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What's The Craziest/worst Lie You've Ever Told?


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did the old grandparent dying trick to take a sickie. im that classy...

i used that too. i used to phone up work and say 'i wont be in today, my granny's died.' n technically i wasnt lying. she did die, but 20 yr afore i phoned. then i started my own construction business n i couldnt fone masel n take the piss Edited by The Mighty Quinn
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I carefully read every post by The Mighty Quinn paying great attention to every detail and definitely haven't put him on my ignore list.

why wid u want to ignore me? aw you're such a loss. you've a crackin sense of humour and you're really witty. dont iggy me. plz Edited by The Mighty Quinn
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Me! Me! Me! Someone Please! Me! Me! Me! Anyone Please! Me! Me! Me! Look at me! Troll! Troll! Troll!

Only with a lot of spelling mistakes and no attention to grammatical structure.

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Told the nautical college my mum had got a job with shell oil in qatar to get out of a course i was doin there, they were phonin me up fookin livid i hadnt turned up after they went to a lot of hassle to get me in, fair doos it was wrong of me. Id watched a documentary the night before about qatar, n when i answered the phone to them the next day it was the first thing popped in ma head, inspired! They stopped phoning after that

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