So Brian scores against Ayr and grabs a double at Dundee United. He enters the PTFC history books as
First double Grand Slammer
Highest post-war league goals in a season scorer
Highest lower league total goal scorer ever
The Archive congratulates Brian on his 12 goals in our successful play off run, but refuses to sanction any further awards.
Next season he cannot add to his lower league tally so contents himself with another post war record 25 league goals, including a season record 3 Grand Slams against Celtic, Rangers and Hearts.
The manager then releases him as he is sneaking uncomfortably close to 121 competitive goals for Thistle.
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