Gimp

me and my regiment have been sent to cyprus. ****** amazing. good year off fighting, etc. i dont know though, might end up fightin in lybia and tryin to topple gaddafi. **** knows

mate 30 quid. i'm serious. will u

cleverness is the absolute modernity of ignorance

doesnt mtter much, two bob etc

erty naw i;m not. my name is allan porter

huzzah huzzah! at least you are making an effort

here, see instead of all these crazy fundraisers, wid it not be easier if we all just went into our pocket and gave thistle sum money and saved all the effort of a fun day etc. i know the fun day is about drummin up fans but i dont reckon anyone will be there unless they are a fan already. why dont we all just go into our pocket and give thistle it? u'll all probably start talkin about shares and everything but **** shares, the future of our club is at stake. we want to keep the boys we have and maybe add a few more and challenge next year. so why don't we all just dig into our pocket and give thistle money?

different end of my end, we're wearing different gang colours punk lool

good luck mate

i love penalty shoot outs, it's all about nerves and front. everyone is on the edge of their chairs and watching. i love penalty shoot outs its pure entertainment. dont doctor it. thistle were crap at penalty shoot out til kenny arthur came along. they lost everyone i saw when i was a wee guy. dont doctor it

You didnt miss anything with the comet. was rough as **** and if your face wasn't recognised they sold you slops, which were always likely to give you the trumpeters lips. The pub i always remember from when i was a wee guy was the Spring Inn, which used to be just across the road fae mcdonald's in springburn. IT's now a tyre centre. My granny used to always send me down to get my grandad when i was about 5, who in his retirement became a raving jake. It was a magical place to me fulla of all sorts of strange creatures, such as the guy who had a big hole in his face where he had been shot with a shotgun and the two sisters whos faces were covered in chibs. Had a rep as being rough as fcuk but anytime i went in dudes always gave me sweeties and juice (without any sense of paedophilia) n made a big thing of me going in so i loved the place. Always wanted to go down when i was 18 for a pint see if any of the old faces were about but it was gione by the time i was 18. Probably lucky though. they probs wouldnt have remembered me and probably chibbed me up.

i'm anti tartan army and anti scotland too. all that nonsense make me cringe. i'm not nationalistic at all. u mite asked why i joined the army then? i joined because i realised fighting was what i was good at when i was a wee guy, so made a career out of it by playing to my strengths

well you must be one of the few who are held in high esteem

my opinion changed, i changed it when i was stuck on a train with those english flogging racist dogs. If they spoke about any other race the way the speak about the english, they would get into a lot of trouble. It always the same in this country. Daily record is particularly bad for their 'lynch a sassenach' nonsense every time england play scotland at something. I'd just rather judge somebody on their own merits, rahter than where they happen to be born. there's a lot of pure cnuts from scotland like peter tobin, and you wouldn't hold him in higher regard than some random englishman just because tobin's scottish. a lot of scottish people have this totally misguided notion of being scottish and how great it is, but when you take a step back and look at our country, its a joke. we're a bunch of alcoholic, work-shy, racist bigots. Theres only a small handfulf of scots you would hold in high esteem. the rest are all wasters

never get to go to much concerts because of my job but i was pure annoyed at how shite they were

i thought it was terrible. bad sound system but wasnt totally the sounds system fault. they weree terrible too. pure crap. mad guy shouting about a snare for his ear phone? wits that about?

co za asy!

i can give you a turkey shirt if u give me your address :> i know a boy called cafercan aksu who plays for galatasary

no, grieves can copulate itself. can we not just give thistle money instead of tryin to buy cut price gear

i remember we were 2 down aagainst motherwell with 2 mins to go and chico sorted it, scored a brace and laid on albert craig when he had that face mask thing on for is fractured cheek bone.The next wk we beat st johnstone 3-1 up there, was up there wae euan, dave and dougie clark. roddy grant scored 2 and albert craig scored. those were the days, eh?

trebuchets mate

cheating is an admirable quality, shows a will to win. give me a darren jackson anyday anyway, let he who is without sin, cast the first stone

If diouf gets a testimonial anywhere, wid mean a club held him in high regard, whereas most people and clubs will think his cuntitude knows no bounds, and feel he deserves skinned alive and to get pissed on with vinegar, and when he screams, to shovel spent aids johnnys into his mouth. On the other hand, if he did get testimonial money, he could use it to hunt down those slave traders who patted his headed. bloody buggers

u need to stop reading the guardian and start supporting thistle

we exchanged him for nicky walker, n how good was he? (nicky walker) hes probs one of the best thistle goalies i'll see in my life. best shot stopper ever