The Sons of Somner

This.

Do me a favour and check to see if it comes in extra large please?

Don't laugh but I'd be looking for a (ahem) 5xl. I'm not really a fat basturd but I am a comfortable 50-52. Think 1980s Rutger Hauer and you won't be far away. Anyway, is a 5xl possible?

Any chance of a FTOF lapel badge? I think that would go down well.

Thank you for the clarification Mrs STP. We can discuss expenses scams by senior executives when the topic allows.

Let's hope they're not like the barriers at Glasgow Central station, a fuggin' nightmare. In the rest of Europe such barriers are unmanned, only in Glasgow can we provide up to date modern technology and still need three members of staff to operate them. Well done SPT/Scotrail.

Jesus Christ...fuxthat?

What worries me is that over the last twenty years the club has had a terrible record with court cases. I believe they've lost them all. On the surface this is a watertight case re compensation and the bonus so I hope they hire the best for a change and take both these claims all the way.

This.

Thanks for posting, fascinating reading. Although I was disappointed to see that the biased Glasgow media were at it even 100 years ago - my grandfather told me that the final paragraph was heavily edited. I think you'll find that Alec's final words to the interviewer were actually "**** the old firm".

Lol...let us know their response.

I remember when my son was younger and we sat in the JH stand. As soon as he had the audacity to rest his tiny legs on the back of the empty seat in from of him, a steward materialised from out of nowhere to give him a telling off. If he perpetuated the heinous act of daring to take a drink from a plastic bottle of juice, another steward would similarly appear from the ether, take it of him and insist he drank out of a paper cup. What the fack were the stewards/police doing when this carnage was going on all around them? The damage looks like it was done right at the front of the JH. On Saturday we witnessed the harassing of the Baby Shed for youthful exuberance. Four police and three stewards to watch over them for most of the match. Perhaps they would have been better singing bigoted songs and breaking the seats as it seems this means the police and stewards will leave you alone.

Dear Deirdre, Now, I like to think of myself as a man of the world. I've been involved with one or two women in my time, granted they were mostly heavily inebriated or visually impaired (possibly both) at the time. However despite all this, I'm not sure if I've ever been involved in a 'romp'. I see it in newspaper headlines quite frequently and I think I may have been missing out on something - alarmingly my overall life experience, hitherto fully satisfied, now seems to be lacking. Can someone please inform me as to what is involved in a 'romp'? Does it involve running across the bed, (possibly jumping up and down with my tiny, insignificant willy swinging in the breeze)? If so I may well have been involved in one after all.

I'm with Jaggernaut, I'll buy something if its for sale but I'll never forget the second vote shenanigans. For that reason I'll also be re affirming my vow not to visit the grounds and give money to those clubs who royally who shafted us.

Thistle shirt Thistle tie Thistle bonnet, with FTOF on it Job done.

Does anyone else remember Realsorearsefraethesneck who frequently gatecrashed the old forum to noise us up? This drug addled cnut from Greenock makes Realsorearsefraethesneck look like Voltaire (the aforementioned drug addled Cnut from Greenock may want to look up the Voltaire reference).

Having read your post I thought I'd check just to be sure - glad I did because the moneys not left my account either and no tickets so far. I phoned on Tuesday at 4pm on the dot, never got through at first but did get through as soon as I hit the re-dial button and details were taken for two tickets. Starting to get worried now, I'll be emailing tomorrow in the hope it gets picked up first thing Monday morning.

I had a Bishop's Finger recently. Not telling you where though.

I share an office with someone from that part of the country. When we come across six fingered gloves in the office, we know who they belong to.

Do you have a beard?

As someone said earlier, what an unbelievable list of shite managers ever since Bertie Auld (my time as a Jags fan). John Haggart has been left of the list (not surprisingly), slotted somewhere between Bertie's second era and Billy Lamont I think.For the true level of shitness to shine through, add up how many stayed in management after they were sacked by us. I make it two up to Jackie - if I'm wrong it's not by much. Shite indeed.

The Sons of Somner (Lanark Chapter) will be fully mobilising behind the cause this Saturday, and will be ready to sweep asunder all those who oppose us. Mrs Sons of Somner has been told to stick the scheduled garage clear-out, and subsequent trip to the Civic Amenity Recycling Facility, up her @rse. For further clarity, we'll be wearing our Thistle shirt, tie and bonnet with FTOF on it.

You could talk about the first thing that popped up.

Leigh Palin, can't remember who it was against. Lambie said Palin reminded him of Jim Baxter, unfortunately it turned out to be the drink sodden 50 year old Jim Baxter and not the mid 1960s version.

I'm desperately trying to programme my brain to ensure it erases all trace of the 1980s as far as Partick Thistle is concerned. Derek Johnstone, Morton's Rolls, Colonel Gee, Joe Carson, Andy Dunlop, Tony Higgins...MATRON, BRING ME MY PILLS GODDAMMIT, BRING ME MY PILLS NOW...