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For those only appearing in the left column, if you're missing us already, Second Last Jag Standing wants you. Same again basically. Send no money yet, just getting numbers. Won't happen unless we get 25 people interested.

The OS is showing the next game to be Dundee Utd. So postponed game predictions are void and we move on. Predictions please for Dundee United v Thistle. 3pm, Saturday 12 December. Deadline 2.59pm, 12 December.

So, you're a collector of urban art and you want a ball and a scarf to add to your collection. But wait, you have already got at least one of the footballs and you want more. So you're a dealer of urban art. You have sold the balls and now you have a customer waiting for a football and he wants it before Christmas. So you up the ante, now it's £25 and a donation to charity. How much are your customers paying 'for the privilege'? When my children get their scarves I could put them in a parcel and send them to you for a few quid. Just tell them I lost them. I could specify a kids charity, that would ease my conscience. Fu@k off.

Hope Archie made it to Killie this afternoon to check out Mixu's Misfits.

Yes, me. Conducted himself as a player and captain just as he does as a manager (with the one notable exception mentioned). Calm, assured, unhurried and understated. Great positional awareness, could really read a game. Always there to cover. Strong and effective tackles and good clearances. And he once scored two in a game against Hearts. I think that the move away to DU was good for him. It might turn out to be good for us. If another club comes calling for his services he may, this time, take a good look around and realise what he has at home.

Titanic in the Oval Office! Archie must go (and take that pesky Kingsley with him)!!

Early doors position Not looking forward to the rest of the winter. Think it will be a nightmare for me...

Standings after 2.5 rounds JAGSMAN1968 hits the front.

It was Ian Cameron with 4 rather than Albert Craig with 5. I was a lot older than 8 at the time and my memory was probably at its peak. Can't remember what I was doing last week though!

I'm bored.

And which artist should design it? I would vote for anyone but Tracey Emin!

You're probably right. In fact, I'd put my hat on it.

Soaking up the water from the pitch?

Is there a vegetarian equivalent of an 'Xmas meet up'?

Having just waded to the Gorbals for the boys' swimming lessons, I'm delighted it's off. It's horrible. Official sofa day.

Ok, Thistle v Elements. Who will win? £3 a go. Only joking but Second Last Jag Standing is crewing up so head over there and sign up. It's sooo much fun.

Nothing on OS or Twitter. P&B seems to be the only source for pitch inspection story. Must be true!

Postponement If the game is rescheduled for before the next opponent is played then predictions are valid until rescheduled game is played. However, if you wish, you can change your prediction at anytime up to 1 minute before scheduled kick off of re-arranged game. If the game is rescheduled for after the next scheduled match then predictions are void and we move on to next scheduled match. Abandonment If the match is abandoned then as above. BUT if you did not get a prediction in on time, you are out. Hope that is clear.

Predictions for Round 1 Good luck to all. Will we see our first Sunnylaw tomorrow?

Predictions for Round 3

If fully fit, then Cerny for Scully. Otherwise same team. They are full of confidence and Dools is on fire. The importance of a good start was evident last week. Same again please. They are fragile.

Ball free. Tick. Scarf free. Tick. Second Last Jag Standing £3. Sign up today.

Well done P-T-118. Hope they enjoy their day. I'm looking for 24 people for Second Last Jag Standing... ...just saying

Nice one p12tfc. Put a smile on my face. Good luck with your quest, hope it ends with smiles all round.

Could be over tomorrow. Let's get numbers up so we're ready to go.