Rid Skwerr

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Hair of the Dog - Nazareth

land

Entering the home straight..... 300. If your printer goes down or something hairy the next morning. 301. You'll need to guard it with a fine tooth comb. 302. He is looking at it with intrepidation. 303. He's working away till one in the morning every night. 304. There's light at the end of the rainbow. 305. We're well behind the scenes. 306. It keeps them off my hair. 307. It's like water out a duck's a-----. 308. Just hanging about like the thread thru' the eye of a needle. 309. A lot of red skin and bones flying about. 310. We're on an expanding wicket. 311. I was caught between two fires. 312. Let's not get them involved in our hair. 313. They can go and jump in their own bloody canoe. 314. He'll be keeping the fort going. 315. It would put you up the bend. 316. It's no skin off their door. 317. That's the rub that galls me. 318. Through the whole shooting bag of tricks. 319. I was the sandwich in the meat. 320. He was spot up to date.

Dazzle Ships - Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

scunner

Magoo

coffee

...and we complete our 3rd century of one man's torturing of the English language... 281. The problem is if you get caught in the wood. 282. You wouldn't get me on a bike for a month of Sundays. 283. The Chiltern One Hundreds. 284. He can't see the trees for the wood. 285. Infantesimal amount of errors. 286. The No 2 GCS machine was out of the air for a while. 287. I've just been banded about the printers again. 288. He's been banging my ears again. 289. He's got the bit between his mouth. 290. It folds up like a banjo. 291. Suffering the throngs of Toryism. 292. I'm just getting my Q's and I's dotted. 293. I'll be in there kicking up with both feet. 294. He came back with his legs between his tails. 295. I phoned them at 11.30 this afternoon. 296. You could drive a ship through it. 297. I thought he was near as ninepence. 298. They are a load of crap-trap. 299. They're up to the earholes. 300. If your printer goes down or something hairy the next morning. No 283 - there used to be a pub in Argyle St. called "The Chiltern Hundreds" ----something parliamentary, I believe.

politician

eejit

More Tonyisms..... 261. I'm just a Liberal of the road. 262. You've just got to lump it or leave it. 263. Heads will fly. 264. He's got a bone up his back. 265. Let's get this quite frank. 266. Don't lets be honest about this. 267. A clean bill of mind 268. No use going over old water again like a gramophone record. 269. We got stuff in by airport. 270. A VDU screen that swilts and tivels. 271. We're going down to talk roast turkey with them. 272. I've just called this meeting to clear the floor. 273. He just appeared over the blue. 274. Have you heard anything on the breath of the wind. 275. It could be nipped in the bud one way or the other. 276. Minuted all over the shop floor. 277. It's a red hot potato just now. 278. We're just bringing up old ground. 279. Sometimes you get one of them running together. 280. I haven't seen a scrap of pen about it.

- Nazareth

cake

fellers

So much trouble in the world - Bob Marley

Yeah - I noticied that!

Beefeaters

Sunday screams - 241. He's driving me round the batty. 242. He has overcooked our goose. 243. Whatever shoe the fit wears,wear it. 244. We keep talking about these window openings,but we don't know what's in the envelopes. 245. They're just trying to rush our guns. 246. Running around in blue circles. 247. Lies, lies and damned statistics. 248. Turning down a gift horse in the mouth. 249. It's like trying to get blood from water. 250. You'll have to buck up your socks. 251. You're close to the ranks. 252. Put the ball back on to the other foot. 253. Not worth the tuppence its written on. 254. He's just feathering his own canoe. 255. Running on amok. 256. We can defend that to the hilt. 257. It's like getting water out of a duck's a..... 258. He was just humming and puffing. 259. I was seeing bloody bonkers. 260. I'm not shooting you a leg. Is it my imagination...or are they getting more bizarre?

Am I the only saddo that spotted that "noticies" is spelt wrongly? (unless you're Spanish, of course)

Spookily (and depressingly) accurate .......

If he's a defender get him on the park for the 2nd half !!!!!

Credit to Tam Hosie for this gem on the feeshul site - 43 mins: A train goes by and there isn't a single Thistle fan that doesn't wish they were on it. Sounds like a horror show.

English speakers who add a non-existent "r" into words e.g. what a draughtsman does - DrawRing or the girls name AmandaR Hard to explain, but I'm getting increasingly annoyed by the way that the "main" BBC news weather person "performs" the weather report rather than just reporting it. E.g. "Watch out" for showers in the south-west rather than "there will be some" showers in.... Anyway - Friday's faux pas are - 221. The shoe has completely changed from one foot to the other. 222. It's the biggest blunder they've had round their necks. 223. I'm a fireplace footballer (Fire side) 224. Everything's getting bottled down. 225. Beetroots, onions and jerkins. 226. They keep making mountain holes out of mountains. 227. He was going like a tram. 228. I'll put my nose on the line. 229. I'd have done the same if I'd been sitting in your shoes. 230. I was just sitting there biting my head off. 231. I'm the last legs of my house. 232. We'll keep the ball ticking over. 233. They are tarred with a very bad brush. 234. The Operators have to be manned at all times. 235. The committee are doing all the running. 236. We're peaking up to a lot of troughs. 237. This sounds like crying milk. 238. Swimming is a better exercise than all these aerobatics. 239. He was torn to threads. 240. He's just going over the coals. re 234 - the female operators liked that rule!

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