We're always unlucky with our timing of promotion to the SPL.
Build a new stand, make it bigger, go bust, build more stands, it's ok you're staying up, wait we've changed our minds, you're getting relegated, we've changed the seating rules-you're stadium is silly looking because it's got too many seats, you have won promotion, we have no sponsor, you'll be involved in a playoff, there won't be playoffs, em we're not sure what's happening...
Welcome to the SPL.
I believe the above are direct quotes and the punctuation is correct.