It's time to keep the feelgood factor going after a brilliant result at the weekend with some hilarity (and a few groans). I'll kick off with a couple:
Joke #1
Partick Thistle star Kallum Higginbotham has been given a new nickname by the Firhill faithful - "Higgs Boson".
When asked about the new nickname Kallum replied, "At first I thought the fans had got the Huddersfield Corridor mixed up with the Hadron Collider, but then I remembered that Thistle fans are the most intelligent fans in the UK. It was then that I realised the new nickname is because I am a Particle Thistle player".
Joke #2
Members of Rangers oldest supporters group (who claim to have originated 600,000 years ago)* staged a protest outside Ibrox today.
A spokesthing for the ORCS (Official Rangers Club Supporters) said, "Ummgnarrumph.....ugh!"
* TV boffin Brian Cox says that Neanderthals were a different species to Homo Sapiens, but there was likely to have been some inter breeding going on - probably by Orcs slags taking advantage of some poor drunken Homo Sapiens on a Friday night (in the dark). I think we all know where the last vestiges of this murky gene pool are lingering.
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