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Aye, buy a ticket for the season, but we'll change the terms and conditions when it suits us....They've already changed my seat once this year, due to incompetence...

Exchange it for a ticket where I can get one spare next to my dad? For all I care they can take the sticker off the seat and give it to anyone. I've not used it once.

Its an extra section in addition to what the bigger away supports like Morton, Dunfermline and Falkirk had in the JH last year.

Aye, just those punted out of the north stand, sections of the JH, those forced to sit in a certain seat away from pals or family and anyone with some sort of dignity angry that we are turning this into a home game and a jolly knees up for that mhanky mob who cannae behave themselves. My old man doesn't have a season ticket, he works away often and works a few weekends. He bought me a ST for my birthday during the summer, but I never use my seat since theres none spare around which means we can't sit together there. Cheers Thistle for ******* that one up too. That after three lots of problems with my season ticket over the course of the season far. I most certainly won't be renewing next year regardless of how good the current team could do.

Just had this top secret email passed on to me, can't reveal my source obviously. Heres the matchday itinerary for the Celtic game. 10am: Hospitality to open early, half price guinness, Irish brekkies and the 6-2 skelping of the h*ns will be on the big screens. 10.30am: Paul McStay and Gerry Adams are the guest speakers for the day. 11am: Aitken Suite opens, but for today only it'll be known as Bairds West. Partick Thistle fans have also been banned from here today. 11.15am: The Celtic team bus arrives, to be escorted to the home dressing room. 11.30am: The turnstiles open. The visiting Partick Thistle fans will be handed green smokebombs and songsheets detailing all the words of those famous folk songs at the turnstile by members of the famous Green Brigade. 12pm: The hoops players are to be welcomed onto the pitch by Hoopy and the volunteer bobby sands republican flute band. 12:05pm: The music starts on the PA. Tunes of the day on the will include Charlie and the Bhoys, the wolfetones, U2 and Boyzone. 12.45pm: Kick off, PTFC players form guard of honour. 12.50pm: Celtic fans to be allowed to stand, Partick Thistle fans will be told to sit for safety reasons, something considered paramount at the club as shown by our aggressive stance over the Glasgow cup final. 1.30pm: Half-time. Half-time entertainment. Rod Stewart and an interview with Snooker ace and Celtic mad John Higgins. We'll be asking who his money is on second half. We'll roll out Chic Charnley too, cause hes a good tim and he'll keep the wee diddy mob happy. 1.45pm: Second half begins. 2.30pm: After Celtic have won, Partick Thistle fans will be held back in the ground for 30 minutes. Trouble makers details taken. 3:30pm: David Beattie is taking the troops down the gallowgate for a few to celebrate.

They are getting an extra section of the JH, in addition to what Morton and Dunfermline had last year, so thats more season ticket holders gettin ****** over. While we're at it, lets get hoopy the huddle hound out on the pitch pre-match and then the royston republican flute band on there too at half-time, cause its turning into a ******* home game for that mob. Might as well go the whole hog and get the match switched back to Torbett Towers.

Fellow Jags Fans is going to make us a national redneck.

We're never scoring at home unless we get a penalty. You can remortgage your gaff on that fact.

The players use black paint is used to block out excessive light, but as I expected, using google is a bit too advanced a task for you.

Piccolo or Gabriel or whatever was absolutely honking. Even aside from the goals he just lumped the ball away every single time, even when under no pressure at all. Welsh didn't look fit either.

Mines didn't work. This is after they had already ****** up and double booked my seat! Muppets

American Football is a far quicker paced and more violent game, but you're too ignorant to realise that, thats okay.

I can speak for several Jags fans when I say this is probably the one game of the season we wouldn't mind missing.

Theres a few in the Briggs, but I think theres more in other areas such as the west end and Bearsden/Milngavie. We've got the famous briggs bus though.

The NFL is the best league in the world of any sport. Superb parity and every single team has a chance to build a winner. Give me it over the tedious and uncompetitve Premiership and top football leagues anyday. They only beat the Browns. They'll be mediocre again despite the big free-agency spending. Looking forward to the game tonight. Interested to see how RG III's knee is and how Chip Kelly's offense translates to the NFL.

Lets find something to worry about.

Good suggestion mate! Never of thought of that.

Wits the chances I turn up and get turned away? #paranoid

I think I'm doing a jobby the night of this game, can't go, sorry.

I'm going to the game, well plan to, but will i need to trek upto firhill for a ticket? I cannae be arsed, but id go if need be.

I'd get in touch with Billy Reid asap to make sure he definitely wants the job when Archie leaves.

it actually sounded like the audio from the videos people took at the star and garter at the end of last season getting piped through.

kenny deuchar is looking for a club ppl?

Didn't think we were the same team without Welsh in the second half, although we did manage to still create some chances. Hearts were dire, the number 12 up front put in as bad a performance as I've seen from a striker at any level against us and nae wonder the u 21s got dicked with that useless mug at left back. didn't happen for doolan, I'd be slightly tempted to bring in Baird next week. I think he suits our style more too, plays with the same tempo as the midfield.

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