Semi Nurainen

Not, not exactly. In fact, not at all. Watch my lips carefully, nowhere do I use the word 'conspiracy' right. Keep watching my lips now, the question is why was Fraser the cuddly online jourmalist fed the story about a fan 'allegedly' spitting followed by a request for the chairman's views, but not the story about Paton's alleged gesture prior to a request for chairman's rent-a-quote. How is the relative value of an 'allegation' computed in this world of selective reporting? Quite simple really.

The implication is that news items 'just happen'; news doesn't 'just happen', any more than a pregnancy 'just happens' as MMFC explained it is selected and manufactured to an agenda. If you don't understand that, you're not fit to engage in an argument about it. Stop avoiding the question: why wasn't Fraser the journalist (oh, don't you just wish Jim Delahunt was here) aksed to 'investigate' the 'alleged' Paton gesture? Why wasn't the Chairman asked to comment on the 'alleged'incident? And for the record, the gutter press are beyond contempt.

Still pretending you're called 'The Incredible Adam Spark'? Well, stop it and answer the question.

Indeed MMCF: again I ask whether anyone recalls the Chairman publicly excoriating, or being invited privately by any media person to publicly excoriate, the right back who "allegedly" made a GIRUY gesture to fans - or does the quantum of veracity attached to an "alleged" incident vary with the perceived status of the, er, allegator? Aye, Scottish Journo land, that citadel of invincible ignorance, insufferable conceit, and illimitable sycophancy. 'Bicycle accidents' and 'collapse of civilisation' doesn't begin to describe it.

I refer the honourable member to my previous answer. However, in addition, whilst I may accept that the depravity of the victim is no defence against any "alleged" assault at law, I do not recall the Chairman publicly excoriating, or being invited by any media to publicly excoriate, the right back who "allegedly" made a GIRUY gesture to fans - or does the quantum of veracity attached to an "alleged" incident vary with the perceived status of the, er, allegator? But "engage with the Board", I like that, I do like that. Pyoor kwolity!

No, it’s called head in the sand syndrome – the alleged incident aside, MMFC is 100% correct.

Permanently tumescent by name, permanently tumescent by nature ....

Thank you m'lady. If we get Ross County - we play them at Dungwall the week before! Just our luck ...

Wouldn't trust bombscare not to drop the flowers, or elbow the clergyman! Seriously though, does anyone know when the semi-final is?

Hhhmm, methinks the fellow doth protest too much.

To me there's no doubt that Bunter's heart (as well as his sphincter) isn't in it any more. First chance he'll be off. And to that dishy young Mr Delahunt may I extend a 'fáilte abhaile', as they say in Skye - welcome back!

I hear Stephanne (f*nnybawz) Bonnes, Steve (pantysniffer) McConalogue, and Paul (Oh, I've fallen over again!) Keegan are standing by the phone just waiting for the call ...

Can't fault your logic Gaz, though I do think we've played worse and won (vs Annan?), and yes we are in a relegation battle with the only hope salvation being Buchy's return to form. Some slight comfort at the thought of Archie back in the team, and Robbo returning in place of the Bombscare - otherwise we keep whistling in the dark.

Again, after seeing the highlights (and yes I know they are edited), that didn’t look like a bad performance, a terrible result, yes. Defending at set pieces was woeful and you have to wonder what they actually do in training. Not contradicting the guys who were there and said it was dire, but all the same there was some nice approach play, and we made plenty of chances. We’re definitely not playing badly, that’s the crazy thing. I honestly don’t think we’ll be relegated, but we’re probably looking at eighth spot at best.

No doubts about it now. I'll second that.

Admittedly this sounds far too clever for a dud like Bunter - might be his agent's idea though.

Interesting to read the post-match reaction. THen again maybe not 'interesting' - The Bumper Bunter Book of Post-Match Excuses will be getting pillaged at the moment.

So bad that I'm beginning to suspect the Jobbie of subtle sabotage, so that he can either walk away or be sacked. And the fairest of fair play to anyone who made the trek up there today. Bunter G-T-F!

Bunter may be happy to walk, after all there is likely to be a vacancy at Dens Park; was his decision to drop Robbo a sutble piece of sabotage, which would lead to a bad result today, which would justify him walking away - hey presto he's free man and Dundee suddenly don't need to pay compen. They're fcuking welcome to him. If not, the board will be forced to act as attendances dwindle to a Bunnet-like low: I for not will not be paying to watch this p1sh.

If Robbo wasn't injured, Jobbie should be sacked on the spot; actually he should be sacked anyway.

To be fair, again, this wasnt a bad performance; we'll play worse (and probably did against Clyde and Annan) and win. I know the 5 minutes are 'edited' in our favour, but we caused them almost as many problems as they caused us; their finishing, and for that matter their defending, was not much better than ours over the piece. Flanagan, though, was billed as a 'set piece' specialist - fcuk me, I dont think he's hit the target once out of a score of free kicks, most get picked out of Row Z. The worry is having even more pressure against the likes of Cowden and the Binos, but not making it count. When we went on our goalless run last season we did it with the benefit of a decent half season behind us; if we do it again now, I don't see this side having the stomach for a season long relegation battle

Cowden-Gelly is one of the biggest sh1teholes to sully the face of the Kingdom. The East coast equivalent of Airdrie.

Fair play to you mate.

Hodge normally worse than bollocks and personifies eveything that's wrong with the side. Abuse? Stating that a crap player is in fact, full of crapulence. Abuse? If we don't get 6 points from the next two games, you ain't heard nothin' yet.

Agreed, by all accounts it was his header but that was one game - on the whole he is a liability, hence his nickname! He usually causes havoc in ours!