Jaggernaut

There's not a lot of pie worth chasing in Kilmarnock. And what there might be whiffs for a reason.

There's no doubt that Boyle has upped his game this season, but he's far from being irreplaceable. I'd prefer Twaddle at left back.

Boyle has come on a ton, but he's no world-class player. Come the summer there will be left-backs available, and looking for a club, who are just as good as if not better than him. Sorry about the young guys; never saw either of them in action that I can recall. Hope they get fixed up.

Erskino

No apology needed. I knew that you knew that I didn't meant it, etc. etc.

A young lady cames home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an aetheist. Mum, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us we'll show him how wrong he is."

or to what football forums are to analogies...

Some nice analogies taken from high school essays: Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

Please God make it happen.

:red_card: yourself! Even I'm not that sick!

That looks OK to me. Hope both Fraser and Campbell get a good half hour or so, once we're 3-0 up.

That's a pretty good job. "Muslamic rayguns".

Actually, all the adverts surrounding the page: "Get the job you want! Study for a professional qualification." are probably some kind of sick April fool joke, which goes on well beyond April 1st.

Grabbing the first wean you come to and dangling it by its ankles.

Ah, now you've got me thinking.....

Is it news, or newsworthy?

Excellent. Investigative journalism at its best.

http://www.heraldscotland.com:80/news/home-news/salesman-berates-tv-star-badger-after-tribunal-win-1.1093950

Surely the fact that Dundee have re-signed Scott Fox as a trialist is more newsworthy!

Not to mention 20 of the 24 pages. Actually, I had my 1st division hat on when thinking about it. If it came to pass, I wonder how the proceeds would be distributed: according to the numbers sold each week? A straight 12-way split? This needs further thought, with a glass of wine....

Aye you're probably right. As daft as Galloway.

1969-70 or thereabouts?!

I didn't see those reports. My first reaction is "Aw naw", but actually it might not be such a bad idea, if it meant greater overall sponsorship to be dealt out equally between clubs, less repetitiveness of features, and maybe a window of opportunity for the re-emergence of true "fanzines".

I wouldn't be surprised if their lowest-paid first team player is getting paid more every week than our top earner. What exactly have been the very difficult circumstances? They shed some reserves and fringe players, but had to sell only one of their best players (Griffiths). They are still taking on new players, albeit under the disguise of "trialists".

Was in today and picked up a couple of the reduced camouflage away tops. (For those of you who still think that Sigesige00 is in Rutherglen or somewhere like that, then f*ck knows who the parcel that I'm sending to Kobe will end up with!). Also picked up a couple of other excellent bargains: t-shirts for the summer, and a nice warm fleece (also for the summer!). Still a fair few items on the sale racks.