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Reckon he's missed his chance for a go at the top level. Can't really see any Scottish or English Club Chairman taking a chance on him at his age. I suppose his last chance may be that a German Bight.

 

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You might be right. Maybe after the meeting of the Falkirk fans tonight we'll know if he's weathered the storm, or if it's time to wave him goodbye.

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I used to live on a canal boat so know all the terminology. You might want to use the following in puns:-

 

Pound - the stretch of water between two locks

Reservoir - each canal has a reservoir at its top which keep the canal water topped up

Tiller - the steering handle

Gunnels - the bit along the side of the boat for walking along

Central Line - the rope on the middle of the boat.

Pump Out - how you empty your toilet tank

Mooring Pin - steel rod to fix your boat to canal when no Mooring Rings available

Windlass / Lock Key - used to open the sluices on locks

Button - protective ball at front and back of the boat

Weed hatch - allows access to the propellor to remove useless old weeds

Propellor - well, duh

bilge - mixture of canal water, rain and engine oil that gathers at the bottom of the boat

bilge pump - empties bilge

throttle - what I'd like to do to elvis

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I used to live on a canal boat so know all the terminology. You might want to use the following in puns:-

 

Pound - the stretch of water between two locks

Reservoir - each canal has a reservoir at its top which keep the canal water topped up

Tiller - the steering handle

Gunnels - the bit along the side of the boat for walking along

Central Line - the rope on the middle of the boat.

Pump Out - how you empty your toilet tank

Mooring Pin - steel rod to fix your boat to canal when no Mooring Rings available

Windlass / Lock Key - used to open the sluices on locks

Button - protective ball at front and back of the boat

Weed hatch - allows access to the propellor to remove useless old weeds

Propellor - well, duh

bilge - mixture of canal water, rain and engine oil that gathers at the bottom of the boat

bilge pump - empties bilge

throttle - what I'd like to do to elvis

 

Looks like Elvis will be replaced by Dean Windlass

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I used to live on a canal boat so know all the terminology. You might want to use the following in puns:-

 

Pound - the stretch of water between two locks

Reservoir - each canal has a reservoir at its top which keep the canal water topped up

Tiller - the steering handle

Gunnels - the bit along the side of the boat for walking along

Central Line - the rope on the middle of the boat.

Pump Out - how you empty your toilet tank

Mooring Pin - steel rod to fix your boat to canal when no Mooring Rings available

Windlass / Lock Key - used to open the sluices on locks

Button - protective ball at front and back of the boat

Weed hatch - allows access to the propellor to remove useless old weeds

Propellor - well, duh

bilge - mixture of canal water, rain and engine oil that gathers at the bottom of the boat

bilge pump - empties bilge

throttle - what I'd like to do to elvis

You might just have sunk the whole thread!

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