Sam Leitch Loyal Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 My favourite wummin was the one in the Land of Waifs and Strays who sued Walmart after she fell over a disgustin, ill-behaved, brat in one of their stores. The disgusting, ill-behaved brat was her own. As for trolleys left in the aisle: wait until the "owner" has turned away and quickly push it down another aisle. And what about wimmin who think that the check-out assistant is only there for them to chat to. Honestly, you can have hours of abusive fun in a supermarket when you have Asperger's Syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee jim Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 It’s wumin in the mens department of clothing shops that get on my wick. And extra annoying is when their zombie like man is standing aw glaikit faced being told what jumper/shirt/ jaiket suits him best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Blues Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 What about the wumin who asked the shop assistant to show her a pair of Y Fronts that had a left hand opening cos her Hubby was Left Handed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SookeJag Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 What about the wumin who asked the shop assistant to show her a pair of Y Fronts that had a left hand opening cos her Hubby was Left Handed ? aren't they beside the left handed coffee mugs? Or the wummin who puts her stuff on the check out then goes off for something she forgot. The person ahead paid and left so I went ahead and put my basket up front. While it was being processed the wummin returned and killed me with her look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Quinn Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 well i stole a case of lager last night, albeit accidentaly. i'm gangster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 well i stole a case of lager last night, albeit accidentaly. i'm gangster! I hope it was Peroni or some other dear lager to make it worthwhile. Hung for a sheep as a lamb and all that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Quinn Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 I hope it was Peroni or some other dear lager to make it worthwhile. Hung for a sheep as a lamb and all that... lol it was carling. Not worth gettin the jail for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Quinn Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Then they get to the checkout and its 17.92 and they produce a 20 and say ive got the 92 here and take about 3 hours trying to find it. They blooody do that on the bus too. bus comes n they take about 20 minutes diggin about in the purse 4 change. anyone with manners would have the m oney ready for when the bus comes. Used to be a women who got on the bus at the same stop as me every morning on the way to work n she wid always ask the driver, 'how much do i owe u?' Same as yesterday u senile old boot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicofan Posted January 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 lol it was carling. Not worth gettin the jail for Carling is rats piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Carling is rats piss I disagree - it's not that nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 (edited) How about in restuarants?: No matter how much time they've studied the menu, when the waiter comes over it's always a case of "Hmm, what'll I have...Not sure if I feel like chicken.....the salmon looks good.....hmmmmm......" AAArrrggh, Jist f*ckin* choose something!!! Edited January 3, 2013 by Jaggernaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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