crazy davie Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 This is meant to be listened-to rather than read, so I'll assume leeway over spelling... I want ma hole I want ma hole I want ma hoal-i-days Tae go tae hell Tae go tae hell Tae go tae Helinsburgh Tae see the kunt Tae see the kunt Tae see the kun-ter-ee (country) Fck you Fck you Fck you For curiosity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnus68 Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 This is meant to be listened-to rather than read, so I'll assume leeway over spelling... I want ma hole I want ma hole I want ma hoal-i-days Tae go tae hell Tae go tae hell Tae go tae Helinsburgh Tae see the kunt Tae see the kunt Tae see the kun-ter-ee (country) Fck you Fck you Fck you For curiosity Hey, Davie, do you know what 'superb' means ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G Jag Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I do. And it is superb. I remember it on school trips although we never went to Helensburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collins Out! Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 This kind of pre-Cro-Magnan banter belongs on a Rangers forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 This kind of pre-Cro-Magnan banter belongs on a Rangers forum. As CD himself would say "Cro Magnon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted August 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 This kind of pre-Cro-Magnan banter belongs on a Rangers forum. My friend Billy's Got a six-foot willy And he showed it to the woman next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it's only three foot four Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 There was a bohemian monk, Who went to sleep in his bunk, He dreamt that Venus, Was licking his elbow, And woke up all covered in perspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighthoursbehind Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 It's a helluva life said the Queen of Spain Two minutes pleasure and nine months pain You're no sooner better till your away again It's a helluva life said the Queen of Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willjag Posted August 10, 2010 Members Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Bizarre! I'd been just thinking about those old rhymes over the past couple of days or so. Must be something in the air Davie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 One doing the rounds at primary school c.1963: Eech keech toly fart Went up tae Ruchill Park Eech keech couldnae swim Toly fart pushed him in. (Pushed him intae what, I used to wonder? - the nolly?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagaritis Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 One doing the rounds at primary school c.1963: Eech keech toly fart Went up tae Ruchill Park Eech keech couldnae swim Toly fart pushed him in. (Pushed him intae what, I used to wonder? - the nolly?) THERE ONCE WIZA LASSIE WI A FINE HAIRY BELLY WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTY AT HER GRANDFATHERS BALL AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE ALONG CAME A LADDIE WI A FINE UPSTANDIN COCKIE WHO WAS SHOVIN UP THE LASSIE, WI THE FINE HAIRY BELLY,WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTIE AT HER GRANDFATHERS BALL AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE AWAY UPON THE HILLSIDE, STOOD A LADDIE WI A GLASSIE, WHO WIZ SPYING OAN THE LADDIE, WI A FINE UPTANDIN COCKIE, WHO WIZ SHUVIN UP THE LASSIE,WI THE FINE HAIRY BELLY WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTIE AY HER GRANDFATHERS BALL AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEE ALONG CAME A WIFIE,WI A LONG CURLY KNIFIE,WHO WIZ CHOPPIN OFF THE BOLLOCKS OF THE LADDIE WI THE GLASSIE, WHO WIZ SPYING OAN THE LADDIE WI THE FINE UPSTANDIN COCKIE WHO WIZ SHUVIN UP THE LASSIE WI THE FINE HAIRY BELLY, WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTIE AT HER GRANDFATHERS BALL AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEE AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEE TO THE TUNE O SCOTLAND THE BRAVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Two in the pink One in the stink Thats what they call a shotgun Steel Panther Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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