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Richard Nixon

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  1. I see Raisbeck was familiar with the Bing too ... "My first impressions of Firhill I shall never forget them. One half of the playing field was not so bad. It was kin’ o’ level, but oh! the other half! Tons of rubbish were heaped up here and there and one would have been lucky to find a blade of grass ..."
  2. Hey! I opened trade relations with China!
  3. Haud on while I get my crayons, wax paper and blindfold out and I'll scribble up a suitable shirt design ...
  4. I must have woken up in opposite world because that logo is a joke. I'll be keeping it retro and sticking to my 1995 Texstyle World shirt next season. I'm no getting laughed at gantin' about with that effort on my belly.
  5. Jeezo. That looks like a fecking wind-up. That is awful. Truly awful. Even a seven-figure sum wouldn't make up for having that logo on our shirts. And the JD shield the Buddies had last season was a laughing stock? I'm speechless. Someone's taking the piss out of someone, here.
  6. I don't think Messi can be considered a true great until he does the business at a club which isn't already rich and stuffed with talent. But could he shift Lawless from our team?
  7. He's only gotten fatter and slower since he was at Kilmarnock, and managed a whole three goals in a league lower than ours last season. To stay fit he'd have to get fit to start with.
  8. The Jags sporting their famous yellow and orange colours, there.
  9. I cannot imagine a fat lard who decided to take the easy money at Ibrox would choose to shift the extra pounds necessary and put in a proper shift at Firhill. He'd float about like a lump of bread on the Nolly, depriving actual players picking up a wage. No broke-down worn out old clappers at Firhill, thanks.
  10. Of course it's not true. There's no space on Firhill Road ever since the Darren Brady statue was unveiled.
  11. I'm shocked, shocked there wasn't a NuGers photo in it.
  12. Even if they get moved they'll be on TV ... or do we not get any extra money for televised games?
  13. Says you. My tulip bulb collection is going to going to pay for my early retirement.
  14. Perhaps at some point the international viewing audience will realise that, and stop watching the EPL?
  15. I can't wait to strap on some 3D specs to pretend I'm watching Stoke City versus Sunderland from row ZZ of the third tier.
  16. That sounds like the stupidest idea ever.
  17. I don't understand how the insane money pumped into the English Premier League can be at all sustainable. Every TV deal is ridiculously inflated above the last.
  18. What are all those things in the background called?
  19. It'll be (mildly) interesting to see where they place Hearts in respect to the split. Do they expect them to be top or bottom six?
  20. Speaking of shirts, if Joma's new Saint Johnstone effort is anything to go by, ours will be hilarious ...
  21. There's also a distinction between players who were at Firhill just to pick up a paycheque while they could still fool anyone that they weren't due for the glue factory, and honest, hard workers who unfortunately weren't very good at actually playing football.
  22. Ugh! Why'd you have to bring him up?!
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