Richard Nixon

Out of the blue O'Donnell!

BOOM!

Oops, penalty claim denied, someone get writing to the SFA.

YAS!

Aye, baws to Open All Mics this week, he can't keep his gub shut.

Slow hand-clapped? Ooft, the fans were vicious back then!

Feel free to enlighten me then.

There's quite a lot of people in Glasgow. The polis must be impressive if they clock everyone with a criminal record straight away. I don't know, maybe Knacker of Maryhill do know him well, although he was last arrested in the East End. I wouldn't recognise Adam Strachan though if I passed him in the street. Do the police put up signs or a flashing light when they're in someone's flat searching it? Maybe they put up a warning on facebook or something. I think I'd not know until I chapped the door and found out. But as we all know the police can stop and (apparently) strip search anyone they wish without a reason in this country. It all worked out in this case because he was carrying drugs on him.

What time would you be leaving Perth? I'd have to get down from Dundee in time, you see. Thanks!

I went hoarse telling him that last time I saw him referee us!

There is a conversation to be had about how we can raise the quality of refereeing in this country, as it is definitely getting worse. People like Bobby Madden and Willie Collum are simply not good enough. Finding out the referee is almost as important as the team when you get to Firhill because it could have a huge impact on the quality of the game. Celtic fans being paranoid about a conspiracy against their club is as old as the hills.

I opened trade relations with China, for God's sake!

Well exactly. They're squawking about it because their fans are angry. I think we'd be raging if we didn't get a stonewall (apparently, I didn't see anything of the game) penalty in a Scottish Cup semi-final and would be looking for some sort of reaction from Firhill. Why should we care? Because it's Celtic? Nah, yir awright.

"question the integrity of match officials" Where do they do that?

I suppose if they ask him for ID and then go check it. I doubt they recognised him when he showed his pus at his mate's place whilst Knacker was turning it over.

I thought politics was completely verboten on this forum? I was bawled out for making a single referendum joke last year. Look at the tones of those red and yellows! Those are the colours we should be wearing. It's completely different from the red and yellow we currently sport.

"Glasgow Sheriff Court heard drugs squad officers saw Strachan going in and out of a flat in the city’s East End on January 15." Entering a house is enough evidence to search it, is it? I take it the house was under surveillance already. "... he was caught with £2,000 of heroin down his boxer shorts when he arrived at a pal’s house in Maryhill, Glasgow, while police were searching it." He's got to be pretty or unlucky or spectacularly dumb, but why is visiting a friend probable cause to strip search someone? Oh right, the police can search anyone for no reason whatsoever in this country, I forgot. Still, let's not forget this was the Brains of Britain who went into a shop on Maryhill Road, bought a knife, and then was filmed by CCTV opening the package and putting it in his pocket.

Would be nice if we could get a run in the cup. Any cup. Once. One day.

What in the hell is wrong with you people?

No matter which team it was, I wouldn't be able to fully get into the game, celebrate or commiserate, because it's not my team.

Do us a feckin' favour, Celtic.

Told you, they need to roll a six to start. How Doncaster manages to remain in his job and not demoted to flipping burgers in a McDonalds defies all belief.

This picture shows the roofs of buildings behind Firhill. Was the canal surrounded by factories and such? And were the only entrances to Firhill actually on Firhill Road? I mean, was there a long wall surrounding the terraces and everyone entered and left by the main road, unlike today where we walk round to the back of the Jackie Husband? I'm long interested in the buildings and history that's all disappeared.

Nice to see Derek Lyle celebrating his goal in the photo currently headlining the BBC Sport Scotland webpage.

Oh god, kiss of death for Saturday then. Thanks!