Norman

Ace bloke That's John Terry - Father of the Year 2009

Don't see how Catalan independence would affect a bunch of rabbits. Might raise the price of their woollen jumbers though.

And the really good news is that Abu Hamza should be in the US by the time they get around to making Quads.

How come someone on £110k a week still can't afford a decent haircut?

His two year wait is finally over. Time to dust off that DVD collection, Jaggernaut.

Any benefits to be had from red cards for Raith players or is that competition specific?

The last time Cowdenbeath were in our division... 30/10/2010 Home v Cowdenbeath Crowd 1841 19/03/2011 Home v Cowdenbeath Crowd 1754 Today... 22/09/2012 Home v Cowdenbeath Crowd 2510 That's roughly an extra 700 on a holiday weekend.

Friend is not going, but I'm taking my son along for his first proper (not Under 19) game. So my 2683 prediction stands.

Thanks RS. That would probably also explain why I've heard talk of both Geneva and Genoa. I guess it's just the same distinction?

Can any of the linguistic genii on here finally set my mind at rest as to whether Switzerland or Swaziland is correct? I hear both pronunciations on the news and it's doing my head in.

What's the benefit of putting it on youtube? Aren't you just diverting traffic from the official site?

The club offered a 2 game deal in February. Season ticket holders were not best pleased.

2682, or 2683 if I can convince my Motherwell supporting friend to come along and see how good a player Steve Lawless really is.

Only until someone else discovers a more obscure stat. Sometimes I wonder if there is ever a real "winner" when your role model is...

We knew what you meant. It's just that if you invite the "stattos" onto a thread, there's pride at stake for the most obscure stat provided.

Shout out to Brackley Town FC who sit proudly atop the Conference North table with 100% record after 8 games. They were also offering free entry to under 16s at their game today.

I'd guess 1983/84 when we won our first 7 games would be a likely candidate. Somehow, we only finished third that season.

I think the problems that exist with sport in Scotland are that every possible sport wants their share of the available funding and that many sports that receive the funding are poorly organised or not really suitable for our climate. My solution: 1. Select a few sports that don't require to be played outside, don't require expensive equipment, ideally can be played in a gym hall and are more suited to our national "type". 2. Set up 5 centres for excellence in these sports through the country, all overseen by one organisation per sport. 3. Provide targeted funding for these sports, even if it is to the detriment of more popular sports. If we do want to improvement in football we need to have our children playing on good surfaces during the school summer holidays, instead of on quagmires during winter weekends when they're still recovering from a week at school.

1. Rotating a stack of 3 chocolate hobnobs from chocolate side up to chocolate side down inside my mouth is a neat and impressive party trick. 2. Rotating a stack of 4 chocolate hobnobs from chocolate side up to chocolate side down inside my mouth is a recipe for disaster when they become firmly lodged in the vertical position. 3. Always have a drink handy when attempting to rotate stacks of chocolate hobnobs from chocolate side up to chocolate side down inside your mouth, as this can be used to soften the chocolate hobnobs should they become firmly lodged in the vertical position.

PM sent as I don't want to hijack this worthy thread

I used to compete regularly against a deaf swimmer in club league matches. We were always warned not to twitch muscles on the starting blocks as it might distract him. However we had to deal with the flash bulb that went off with the gun as his signal. I twitched more than an epileptic with parkinson's.

Explanation (of sorts) Given SS's admiration for certain porn genres, I wonder whether he managed to take advantage of the GUU Freddies during his time at Glasgow University. I'd also warn anyone else browsing for this kind of material that there's a very big difference between twins and twinks.

Is it that the horse's name is Friday? Or is that a different one?

Because until such times as the team starts playing crap again or we get bird shit on the seats, we need to have something to complain about on the forum after the game.

At the risk of sounding paranoid, that has been changed since last night. At the bottom of the page...