I'm reluctant to bite. My suspicion is that when you were all upset about getting moved out of the North Stand for the last Celtic game, that this was the line you were fed by the board, or by whoever, and now you're exaggerating that into a ridiculous situation to prove a point. My view was always that there seemed valid reasons for the move into the main Stand, though I'd grant that these reasons were mainly due to Celtic fans' inability to act in a civilsed manner (but that doesn't surprise us), and therefore a bit hard to swallow. And I'd respect your reasons for being annoyed.
Either way your latest suggestion is ridiculous, but I think you know that.