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I've bought mine too: but I've e-mailed the club and I'll be demanding a refund if this nonsense is passed.

Awwwwww! Isn't that cute? You can string some words together. Can we have you as our pet?

I agree with this option. In fact, why don't we just barbecue them? Bring the weans along and have them eat a H*n. There's nothing wrong with cannibalism as long as it's done in moderation.

Good! This should have been the original statement. However, nice to see, for once, the club acknowledging the general sentiments of the fans and amending its statement.

Excellent!

Alan Cowan - hero!? Truly, we live in strange times.

I vote for Felchester Rovers; up against their captain, Ricky Lenin who is flanked by his team-mates Stevie Stalin and Micky Molotov! Commentry by Frank Lee brian, of course.

Rangers' Media has collapsed, "Sorry, the server is too busy to handle your request, please try again in a moment".

Stop Press!! New bidders line up to buy Rangers FC. and they are all British!

Your ladyship must have been mixing with the lower classes at Firhill for too long. Bordeaux with lobster!!! The mere thought of it gives me a fit of the vapours.....now, what you really want with lobster is a bottle or two of my Chateau Milo 2012 Gerwurtztraminer....lovely. Or, if you must have red, why not wait a few weeks and have a gutsy Rioja with something big and meaty......I hear there's a large beast. on the south side of Glasgow which is ready to be slaughtered and carved up; it should provide some feasting for us all..........if we have patience.

I see what you did there!

I bought one of those tops for a female Jags fan, (and Chelsea supporter) I know. She's worn it quite a few times to Firhill.

Fined by the SFA. Banned from transfers. Craig (I don't care!) Whyte fined and banned for life from any involvement in Scottish football. How do you feel? Is it:- Tee! Hee! Rangers brought that conman into Scottish football - they are reaping what they have sown. Or:- do you have some sympathy for the Gers fans - watching helplessly as their club does a very good impersonation of the Titanic? Now, class, discuss..............................

Great photos! Great result!

Best of luck for the future, CD.

Well, we've learned two things about Neil Lennon; he's not a very good manager and he doesn't learn from his mistakes. I wonder if he'll ever manage another club.

Great photos - and thanks for the link to the Facebook page. That's a wonderful photo of Paddy kempston in her Titanic tee-shirt!

It could amalgamate with Pubescent Ranting Adolescent Thistle Supporters

We're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOMED, ah tell ye!

Great photos.............great result!

Wonderful clip!! It brought a smile to my face and almost cured my hangover...great!

If I recall correctly, they used to play in green shirts - I think. But, that's not important right now.

Great photos!

Well done, GJ! Your next assignment should be to get the club to offer a girly alternative to the current, pie-beans&carlsbergs lunch deal. How about substituting the beers for rose or sparkling wine? And cake or chocolate instead of pie & beans might gain more feminine appeal.

It was an away game - it was against Falkirk - we didn't lose - it must have really annoyed that, "I love myself to bits" Pressley; I'm quite happy with that.