kni Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html "Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men... He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I wonder if he'd fancy my old banger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eighthoursbehind Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Don't tell Sigsi he'll want to legalize it or make it compulsory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Don't tell Sigsi he'll want to legalize it or make it compulsory. Nah he'd only moan about the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinny Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Reminds me of this story from a few years ago. Obviously some sort of unusual connection in each of these people's brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Don't tell Sigsi he'll want to legalize it or make it compulsory. Maybe so but, to be fair, he'd fight for the right of the helicopter to keep its maiden name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Question: How do you tell if a car is male or female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 I wonder if he'd fancy my old banger. 1000 cars he must be exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 1000 cars he must be exhausted. Nah. He's just tyred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 1000 cars he must be exhausted. He's obviously got the HORN but a good enough ENGINE to PUMP a few more yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Tread carefully, or a very poor pun fest will brake out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda-jag Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Tread carefully, or a very poor pun fest will brake out. Can we please reverse and steer this t(h)read back to the original post and the shock absorbing fact that he got his chopper out and banged "the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf". Stringfellow Hawke must be a gassed to hear this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Can we please reverse and steer this t(h)read back to the original post and the shock absorbing fact that he got his chopper out and banged "the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf". Stringfellow Hawke must be a gassed to hear this. It's certainly fuelling a lot of speculation. There can't be many people who've sh*gged a panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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