Lambies Lost Doo Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Struggling for jokes. Trying not to use the usual jokes from the internet and would welcome any recommendations from people on the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Gus Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Struggling for jokes. Trying not to use the usual jokes from the internet and would welcome any recommendations from people on the board. North Wales for the honeymoon aint bad. --- well he said he was going to Bangor for 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 (edited) ...and when [enter bridesmaid's name] asked me if [enter groom's name] was a decent footballer, I said "yes, he's no bad, but why do you ask?" She replied "It's just that he always dribbles before he shoots". An old one used by a mate of mine at our other mate's wedding. Edited to add: Went down really well with the bride's parents, as you can imagine. Edited May 31, 2011 by Blackpool Jags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Peebles Tackle Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 ...and when [enter bridesmaid's name] asked me if [enter groom's name] was a decent footballer, I said "yes, he's no bad, but why do you ask?" She replied "It's just that he always dribbles before he shoots". An old one used by a mate of mine at our other mate's wedding. Or... [Groom] was almost late for his own stag do - said he had to take his fiancé up the Shitter! Strange name for a pub... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Heron Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 I can see you'll be popular if you tell these ones. Funny though....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Some freebies here http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAWB Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Old one Marriage is all about the three rings, the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Turn to the groom, and in in an anguished voice, shout "Mate!!!! What have you DONE!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamiltonjag Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 ..... or turn to the groom and remind him that the only way to turn a fox into a bitch is to marry her. OK so that's not funny, but believe me it's effin true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Struggling for jokes. Trying not to use the usual jokes from the internet and would welcome any recommendations from people on the board. I've never been a best man but at all the weddings I've been to the best speeches have been the ones where they were actually relevant to the couple. Maybe sounds obvious, but I would say its better to say something heartfelt/genuine about your mate thats not necessarily funny than trying to shoehorn in as many generic wedding jokes as possible. My best man got some good laughs at my expense by making use of all the stories I'd made him promise not to tell: "Sam made me promise not to tell you all the story about the time we put him in a shopping trolley or the time we accidentally participated in a robbery in Spain, so you'll have to make do with these tales instead..." Everyone that knew the stories had a good chuckle and those that didn't know them laughed at the fact they sounded funny but there was no risk of offending grannies/parents/the groom by revealing *too* much detail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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